You're A Killer (Vampire! Frikey)

The Early Bird Catches The Worm

Mikeys POV

We saw two girls, probably in their early twenties, chatting around a campfire.

Frank tugs at my shirt. "Them!" He whisper-yelled as he pointed.

We were hidden off in the woods so one one can see us. We snuck past the check in booth so we didn't have to pay.

"Okay...Here's the plan...since you don't really develop psychic abilities just yet, I'll do this really cool thing where it's basically a Jedi mind trick and you can do it from a certain distance and they pass out and we both drink their blood." I explained.

"Fuckin' sweet. Now do the thing."

I watch as both of the girls faint.

I high five Frank and run over to them.

Before Frank bit the brunette one, I punched his arm.

"Ow...what the hell was that for?"

"I forgot to tell you, don't suck until you taste blood. It'll wind up being a huge bloody hickey."

"Wasn't planning on doing that anyway."

Frank looked at the girl.

"I-I dont wanna hurt her."

"It won't hurt her. She won't feel a thing since she's unconscious."

I watch as Frank catiously bit into her neck.

I smirk and do the same.

Frank stopped at around 3 very small sips.

"Gerard told me that being a vampire isn't all it's cracked up to be...he was wrong..."

I grunted in response.

He reached over and grabbed a blue blanket off of a chair. He folded it and put it under the girls head.

I stopped drinking as soon as he started playing with the girls hair.

"Don't play with your food, Frank." I laugh.

He gives me a dirty look. My smile quickly fades away.

"Alright...uhm...well...lets get going. The ranger will make his rounds around the site soon so...uhm...let's go back to our...I mean-, your place."

"You can call it ours. It's not just mine anymore." He muttered as he got up.

He took my hand and we started walking away.

"So...do I get to meet any of your vampire friends?"

"Unless you feel like visiting a cemetery...no."

"Did they all-?"

"Die? Yes. Thank the superstitious beliefs of the people of the 14 through 1800's."

"Garlic? Stake to the heart? Drenched in holy water?"

"No, no and no. The only thing garlic does to vampires is...well...absolutely nothing. It just goes great with pasta. A stake through the heart can kill anyone and well...stay away from holy water."

"Then what'd they die from?"

You'll...learn when you're a bit older."

Authors Note:  I'm sorry if this seems short. I've been lacking inspiration lately. That and I've been super busy.