Relief ( EquiKat one shot )

Relief

AN: I had a contest on IG and iggys_tea was the winner of it. As a prize, he chose the option of a one shot of his choice. NSFW was requested so read at your own risk.

All the trolls were gathered at a blue blood's hive. This 'blue blood' is known as Equius. His moirail had convinced him to let everyone hang out. Little did he know that his moirail was up to no good... With shipping..

The Zahhak sat at on his couch, carefully holding a glass of milk in his right hand. He watched as his moirail Nepeta bounced around talking to everyone. She saw Equius alone on the couch and crawled into his lap like a cat would to its owner.

"What's wrong Equihiss?"
"Nothing Nepeta. I am just not used to this much... Company.. At my hive.. When will everyone leave?"
"Aw! Don't be such a sourpuss! We're all going to play a game! H33h33! Want to join? Please!!!"
Equius sighed and set his milk down.

"Fine, but only because I am so bored. I hope this 'game' isn't something f001ish."
Nepeta dragged him to the circle of both trolls and humans sitting on the floor. Nepeta sat in between Feferi and Tavros. The only spot empty for Equius to sit was next to the loudest troll of them all, Karkat Vantas.

Karkat looked up and groaned quietly to himself. He didn't want to sit next to someone who was always sweating for no apparent reason. Plus, he didn't want to sit next to his.. flush crush as trolls would say. No way Karkat was going to admit that though, that'd be totally awkward.. Yet, there was no other spot for the blue blood to sit, so Karkat couldn't really complain.

"What game is this?" John asked, who was sitting next to Dave.

"Seven minutes in heaven." Dave smirked. "We all gotta put something in this hat and when somebody picks somebody else's item, they both go to the closet for seven minutes and do whatever they want."

"OH HELL NO! NEPETA! YOU SAID THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUN! NOT EMBARRASSING AND DISGUSTING."
"Hush! It is fun! Plus it'll help me update my wall! I need to claw some new ships! So who will go first!?"

"I wwill!" Eridan grinned.

Of course he would go first, Karkat thought to himself.

"Alright, now efuryone put something in!" Nepeta walked around the group with a big hat, letting people drop their items in.

Equius had placed in his cracked sunglasses.
Karkat had put in something random from his pocket. It was hard to tell exactly what it was.

Eridan reached into the hat after and pulled out Solluxs glasses.
"You got two bee fuckiing kiiddiing me.." Eridan and Sollux were both pushed into the closet near by.

Karkat chuckled quietly and Equius had noticed, thinking it was actually a big cute.

"What is so funny Vantas?" Equius asked, calmly.
"THAT! WERE YOU NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION!?"
"Not really.."
"UGH. THEY HATE EACH OTHER, AND ERIDAN GOT SOLLUX FOR IT!"
".... Are they in a kismesis?"
"NOT YET. I KNOW ITS ABOUT TO HAPPEN THOUGH."

"I still don't understand the point in this game.. What are you suppose to do in the closet?"
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE CLUELESS.."

Karkat mentally face palmed and sat quietly as everyone counted down the seven minutes.
Around three minutes, Karkat had noticed something going on between Dave and Terezi, whom he had a small flush crush on still as well; he means the both of them in this case.
Dave had whispered something in Terezis ear and she nodded.

"Yo Equius, where's your bathroom?" Dave stood.
"Down the hallway, last door."

Dave nodded and went down the hallway, out of site.
A minute later, Terezi simply stood up and walked in the same direction.
Karkat knew what was happening, and looked down sadly. He accidentally sniffles, which caught Equius's attention.