Salamander Warning

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"NYES" Salamander man screamed. Translated, He said "dark lord is coming." Frank thought he was being a retard and ignored him. Pink guy laughed at him. "NYES" salamander man said. When translated he was saying "you guys suck" "shut up salamander man" said Frank pink guy looked at salamander man and frowned "ey b0ss" he said. Then frank decided to take a nap for no reason. While Frank was sleeping Chin Chin came in and slapped pink guy. Pink Guy screamed "ey b0ss" which woke up Frank. "SHUT IT PINK GUY" Frank angrily exclaimed. "B0SS PLEASE!" Pink guy yelled as chin chin slapped him across the face. Pink guy bled from his mouth. Chin chin laughed. "Ore wa ochin chin gadaisuki nandayo" He yelled. "oh no pink guy! what do you want chin chin?" Frank said like a baby. Chin chin said "Ore wa ochin chin gadaisuki nandayo!" Translated to say "Frank! Go to mount retards and get me the lost ramen! I'm hungry, but your ramen tastes like ass!" Pink guy explained "b0ss please!" pink guy looked at frank. chin chin yelled "Ore wa ochin chin gadaisuki nandayo" Frank said "Your going to kill everyone if I don't do it?" Chin chin nodded with his tongue sticking out. "Oh god!" Frank yelled. "It's like a story book!" Pink guy said "b0ss don't break the fourth wall now!"

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