"omg I'm horny af Italy!!-1111" teh biiiiig tough german exclaimed.
"K " Italy said obliging.
Before the German put his wing wang thing in the butthole Italy was like oh hail naaah bc he want teh pasta moar bc pasta ohhhh so hot and always so moist and never argues and tastes so good
Italy was about to fuvking kick the living shit outta Germany but Japan came in and screamed
"WTF ITALY MY FUVKING DOUGH JIN SED THAT UR SUPPOSED TO bUtTttFUckckc U WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHI!!!!!!1111 >:(((((((((6("
Italy screamed back
"YOU'LL NEVVER cATCHDW mE Aliev sZuckere" as he suddleny was sucked into Germany's dick
The end
Or as they say in Sweden,
Slut
