The Cheerleader... and One Direction? (Kidnap/1D Fan-fic) [Book 1]

chpt. 14

Riley's pov

     All the boys are out. They're at some interview thing, or some shit like that.

SOOO, I have enough time to plan my pranks. :3

First, I rig the front door. So, wen they open it, a bucket of ice cold water will pour on them.

Then, I set bubble wrap ALL down stairs.

I plastic wrap all the kitchen utensils.

I rig the tv, so all the channels are in Chinese. With NO English sub-titles. And, I change the password, so they can't just easily change it back.

In Liam's room, I pretty much just put spoons everywhere.

In Niall's room, I spray paint his walls.

In Zayn's, I put all his hair products on his bed, and in his shoes.

Louis's, I put honey in his shoes, and I put feathers on his fan. So, when he turn it on, they'll fly EVERYWHERE.

And last, but not least, in Harry's room, I rig his shower and sink. Once he gets in his shower, the hot will be cold, and cold will be hot. And his sink will spray water at him.

I go to my room, and wait.

One power nap later, I see their car pull up.

They all pile out, and head to the front door.

I'm laughing.

I look out the window one last time........ And I see something that was NOT supposed to happen.

I see, Simon fucking Cowell open the front door.

I'm fucking screwed.

I hear the front door open, and cringe.

SPLASH!!!! POP,POP,POP, POP!

"What the hell!!!???" I hear Zayn scream.

Appaently, my plan worked perfectly......

But, not on one of the people I was hoping...

On Simon. On THE SIMON COWELL.

I run downstairs.

Popping the bubble wrap as I go. 

Simon is soaking wet, and he doesn't look too happy about that....

"Riley," Niall says, "What did you do?"

"I..... Umm.... I.......... Kinda pranked you guys?" I say. It came out as a question though.

"Why?" Liam asks, tapping his foot.

I was trying SO hard not to laugh.

Cuz, evert time he tapped his foot, the bubb;e wrap went pop!

 "I didn't know Simon was coming with you guys!!!!" I say, "I thought it would be funny to prank all of you!!!!!!! It's been too quiet around here lately...."

The unthinkable happens.

Niall says, "I'm sorry Riley. Simon doesn't think you're a good influence....... You have to leave."

NO. I'M TOTALLY JOKING.

But something DOES happen.

Simon...... starts to laugh.

He walks over to me, and slings an am over my shoulders.

"I like this girl," he says, "She's funny!"

I laugh a little.

All the guys stare at us, with their mouths wide open.

Simon whispers, "Did you do anything else to the house?"