1. Too bad you can't photoshop your ugly personality.
2. Thank you for the brilliant portrayal of a self centered asshole in the story of my life :)
3. Since narcissistic is too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?
4. Maybe the reason your dick is so small is because you put 3/4 of it in your personality
5. Out of 250 million sperm cells , you won ?
6. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
