1. If dicks could fly , your mouth would be an airport.
2. If you were a cookie you'd be a whoreo.
3. This is a shovel and rake conversation , we don't need a hoe.
4. Are you a book bag ? Because something always seems to be inside of you.
5. Your legs are like McDonald's , open for business 24/7
6. There's a difference between wearing makeup and looking like you've been gang banged by crayola.
