The New Girl

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by whatthehecklink

~at school~

Mr.Garrison:
"Okay class have your seats today a new student is joining our dumb class"

The New Girl:
"Hello! My name is Serena.
I like Terrence and Phillip, I also like pulling pranks, and going on adventures and doing dumb stuff. I an also a tomboy"

"Woah she seems pretty cool" Stan whispers to Kyle.
Kyle and Cartman had their eyes locked on Serena. They were immediatly in love.

"Okay Serena how about you have a seat right next to the little boy with the red poof ball hat"
"Okay"
*sits down next to Stan*
"Hey Serena. My names Stan, and this is Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. You seem into everything we are. Wanna join our group?"

"Okay sure. Sounds fun"

*its recess and their playing basketball*

"Give me the ball you stupid jew!"
"Jews can't play basketball, remember?" Cartman says snickering
"Shutup fatass, i'm better than you!"

Cartman and Kyle were playing against eachother while Stan and Sammie were sitting on the bench.

"Do they always fight like that?" Serena asks.
"Yep. They always do." "While Kyle and Cartman are arguing, me and Kenny make jokes about how they're gay for eachother"
"Haha. That's pretty funny. It seems like they like me. I think im going to do a little prank on them"
"Oh god Serena. What are you gonna do?"
"Meet me at the bus stop at 6:00 p.m"
"I have the best prank yet"
"Oh god Serena, you better not do anything serious"
"Oh don't worry" she says with a smirk.

They all go home.

~Serena's POV~
*on the phone*
Hey Kyle.
Oh hey Serena. Whats up?
I want you to meet me at the bus stop at 6:00, blindfolded. And and don't say anything at all. Not even hello. It'll ruin the suprise.
Okay Serena.
*hangs up*
Hehe, now it's time to call Cartman.
*calls and says the same thing*

~6:00~
"They're here" I whisper to Stan
"Okay lets do this"
Cartman and Kyle are standing right in front of eachother because they think it's Serena.
"KISS ME" I shout.

~kyles pov~
*during the kiss, his thoughts*
Wow. Her lips are so soft and gentle. They are untouched and so soft. They slide across mine so nice and smoothly.
She opens her mouth and I slide my tongue in. We have a sword fight. My fingers slide through her soft short hair. We got so into it we're on the ground grabbing each other and making out.

~serenas pov~
Look stan! Kyle and cartman are making out and they're on the ground! They are so into it! I whisper to stan
Holy crap dude!
Okay, ill take cartmans blindfold off and you'll take off kyles.

*untieing*

KYLE???
CARTMANN????
WERE WE JUST-
OMG OMG OMG

Serena's in the background laughing her head off
"HAHAHHAAHAHHA"

Cartmans pov

IT WAS YOU! YOU DID THIS! YOU LITTLE SLUT ILL KILL YOU! Cartmab says and tries to swing a punch at her face
"oh heck no"
She grabs my fist and punches me in the cheek hard. I fall to the ground.
"HEY! DONT TREAT HIM LIKE THAT!"
Kyle says and helps cartman up.
Woah dude, whats gotten into you? Stan says?

Do I love Eric Cartman?