~Cartman's PoV~
About an hour later, when everyone is finished eating, the teachers start to gather towards each other.Who could know what this means...
"Alright, students we have an announcement to make, mmkay. Since it is the last day of school mmkay, the staff has decided to set up a couple of mini-games for the students, mmkay, so everyone choose a partner and we will be starting soon. Mmkay."
Kyle and I give each other this glance and we know that we already chose each other.
So, about 10 minutes later, everyone seems to have a partner...except for that fat bitch Serena. I look at her and laugh. She looks embarrassed, yet flips me off and runs behind the school.
Whatever. The teachers didn't seem to give a shit.
P.C Principal steps up.
"Alright, students, so for our first activity we're going to be doing a three-legged race.Staff members go around each of the student groups and ties the right foot to the other students left leg. Of course, the dumb bitch who did it made the rope way too damn tight, and my foot is more blue than a god damn night sky. I choose to ignore it, as the race is about to begin. Kyle and I get in our stances, and prepare for the race.
"3...2...1...GO!"
Kyle looks at me in panic. He isn't saying anything, except "try harder, fatass!"
We just keep stumbling and stumbling, and eventually I came up with the idea to just roll on the grass towards the tape border/finish line.
Surprisingly, everyone behind us is very slow. Kyle and I crossed the finsh line and won.
"Damn, I don't know who's better at crossing the border, me or the Mexicans!" I shout. Kyle tries to keep a serious look on his face but he buries his Jew face in his fat and you just hear this snorting noise.
Eventually, the teachers look at all the kids like the retards they are and decide to cancel the little game thing. Kids are all over the floor - wiggling, shaking, doing whatever retards do.
"So, Kyle, how about a blwojob since I won?"
"Fatass, we won. And no, fuck you."
"I wish you'd fuck me, Jew."
Kyle shrieks in shock and turns the brightest shade of red. He then puts this smirky look on my face, grabs my chin, and gets close like he's going to kiss me. He then whispers:
"Maybe tonight."
He then smiles and pushes me back. I adjust my hat and smile right back at him.------_--------------
Yeah, yeah yeah. I'm back. Here's a short ass chapter. Sorry it sucks - it's 3 in the goddamn morning. I tried to write more but I got frustrated so I'm just going to continue tomorrow.
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FanfictionWhat will happen when the Serena joins the school and joins the group?