HerobrineThe2nd's Book of Original Parodies

Eye of Ender

Hello, My White-Eyed Warriors!
Before I start giving you the lyrics, just know the following:
1. I will be giving you this information before every song that I post. :)
2. This is a parody of Roar, by Katy Perry.
3. This song is about your average noob in Minecraft, and what it was like when dealing with mobs.
4. I hope you enjoy the song, share it with people, etc, but just give me credit if you can when using it, thank you!
5. Just play the video above as you read to give yourself the fullest idea I can produce of what the song sounds like
(sorry about the 'subscribe!' junk, I couldn't figure out how to take those off. 😕)
That's all for now, see you later!
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I used to sprint away and hide my goods,
sleep with armor on and my best sword.

(*player with some leather armor and a stone sword cowering in fear on her bed, scared of the mobs outside.*)

I hoped for peaceful mode,
but it never, ever showed.

(*look on players face of hope, kneeling in a praying-like stance looking up at the sky. Then, she looks back at the ground, disappointed.*)

Guess I never thought I had a choice,
didn't know 'till I reached the breaking point.

All I did was run away...
that's just not how this game is played.

(*Player sitting alone in her small wooden hut, shaking her head at the floor.*)

The monsters came,
I ran away.

(*player running from...*ahem,* calm wild wolves....*)

Of my life, this is the worst day.

Ive had enough, it's time to get rough.
I'll use a little strength potion buff.

(*player is holding up strength potion, a grin on her face.*)

The pushed me down,
And blew me up.

(*images of zombies pushing her down, and creepers blowing the player up*)

Well, guess what mobs, I've had enough!

I fight them all, and win over now.

(*player slaying multiple mobs, without even a scratch on her*)

I've got the Eye of the Ender, on fire!

(*holds up Eye of Ender successfully, but is startled for a moment when it bursts into flames and is now in the Nether.*)

Like I'm in in the Nether!

(*player shakes it off and has determined grin on face now*)

Killin' off those creepers,
and you're gonna hear them BLOW, harder!

(*player killing multiple creepers*)

Harder than TNT, 'cuz theirs is all-natural. (😆)

(*player with professor costume, pointing at board with image of Creeper's body*)

And you're gonna hear them blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
you're gonna hear them blow!

Now I'm burning hotter than a Blaze,
you can feel my heat ten blocks away.

(*player standing tall and proud, while sweating zombies burst into flames nearby her in the middle of the night.*)

I learned so many things,
and I even got some bling.

(*player is grinning, and motions to her full-body diamond armor and sword.*)

They pushed me down,
then blew me up!

Well, guess what, mobs, that's far enough!

I'd used a strength potion buff, so I played rough.

They pushed me down,
then blew me up!

Well, guess what, mobs, I've had enough!

NOW LOOK AT ME!!!

I've got the Eye of the Ender, on fire!
Like I'm in the Nether!

Killin' off those creepers,
and you're gonna hear them BLOW, harder!

Harder than TNT, 'cuz theirs is all-natural. (😆)

And you're gonna hear them blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
you're gonna hear them blow!

And you're gonna hear them blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
you're gonna hear them blow!

(*you see the player from throughout this song in front of a unlit Ender portal. She slams the last Eye of Ender onto it, and jumps in. Now in the End, she's standing on top of one of the obsidian pillars, face-to-face with the Ender Dragon.*)

Go.
Blow.
Blow!
BLOW!!!!!

(*with defeated roar, dragon explodes into pixels and xp points. Player grins as she picks up Ender Dragon Egg, puts it away in her pocket, and hops through the portal again, going home.*)

I've got the Eye of the Ender, on fire!
LIKE IM IN THE NETHER!

Blowin' up those Creepers!

And you're gonna hear them blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow,
you're gonna hear them blow!

(*player wakes up in morning, yawns, then smiles, picks up her diamond sword next to her Ender Dragon Egg and starts slaying mobs outside.*)

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Hey, guys, ok, sorry if I maybe messed something small up that I didn't catch, but I think you guys got the gist of it, thanks for reading!
Stay Strong, My White-Eyed Warriors!