If I die young, bury me in salmon.
Lay me down on a bed of onions,
Sink me in a river at brunch.
Send me away with the words of a cookbook.
So I made myself a mocha,
Why did I get that decaf?
I need the caffeine levels of espresso.
Oh yeah, I love my kitchen more
than my own life itself.
I'm in love with my pan,
And it's gorgeous rubber handle.
Those sharp teeth of my steak knife,
Well, they can butcher just fine.
And I'll be wearing food stained clothes,
on my apron in my kitchen.
I'm as hungry as Vyvants Panda times a thousand.
I've never lost the flavor in my spices
But I sure will miss my ocd like order.
There's a rat in my pantry,
He said, "I'll take your canned goods."
I said, "no way man, say hello to my little friend."
Those sharp teeth of my steak knife,
Well they can butcher just fine.
So I'll put on my apron, and sharpen my best knives.
My family's coming over tonight.
A penny for my cakes,
No way, I'll sell 'em for five dollars.
They're worth so much more, if you insult me you're a goner.
And maybe when you're hungry I'll let you back inside.
So until then I'm just gonna say "goodbye, man."
If I die young bury me in salmon,
Lay me down on a bed of onions.
Sink me in a river at brunch,
Send me away with the words of a cookbook.
Oh oh, oh oh.
The blades of vitamix,
The best blender in the world.
Gather up your fruits and pour all of them in there.
Then you enjoy your goodie that I'd call well-deserved.
Those sharp teeth of my steak knife,
Well they can butcher just fine.
So I'll put on my apron,
and sharpen my best knives.
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Hello, My White-Eyed Warriors!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know! I'm making way too many parodies of this one song! XD
Sorry I'll try to make this one the last I do of this particular song. Anyway, yeah, this one was just for fun, and I owe credit to theinsanewriters ! (Thank you so much, I'm so glad you're my best friend! 😄)
Anywho, that's all!
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RandomHello, My White-Eyed Warriors! Hero again, what's up? Anyway, good to see all of you, great to be on Wattpad-so, I've been on it a lot lately, and I don't regret it in the least.
