Hello, my White-Eyed Warriors! Hero here, and I brought along this song's info:
Things to know:
1. The original song is If I Die Young, by The Band Perry.
2. The song isn't in Minecraft, but it is about someone very important to me-my dog, Gus. (An image of him is shown above beside the music video) Unintelligent as he is, I love that guy, and I knows he loves me back. This song is basically about his dying wishes instead of mine (Many inside jokes are included in here, but I will explain just one; this song is in Gus's perspective, and I'm supposed to be "buddy."
3. I hope you enjoy the song, share it with people, etc, but just give me credit if you can when using it, thank you!
4. Just play the video above as you read to give yourself the fullest idea I can produce of what the song sounds like! 😄(Sorry about the 'subscribe!' junk, I couldn't figure out how to take those off. 😕)
That's all for now, see you later!
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If I die young,
bury me in chicken.
Lay me down on a slice of cheddar.
Sink me in a river,
or a pond.
But just send me away
with the words from my theme song. Ah, oh....ah, oh.
Buddy called me a Marshmallow,
I really love that nickname.
Now she calls me,
"Buddery Haunches."
Oh, and-
I never knew how much
I really meant to buddy.
Maybe it would've helped
if she less often called me "Dummy."
A sharp knife,
might end my short life...
Oh, well. I hope my buddies had
enough time...
If I die young,
bury me in chicken.
Lay me down on a slice of cheddar.
Sink me in a river,
or a pond.
But just send me away
with the words from my theme song.
A sharp knife,
might end my short life...
Oh, well. I hope my buddies had
enough time...
And I'll be wearing white-and brown!
When I come to any Kingdom.
I'm as innocent and derpy
as the dirt road that I walk on,
I've never felt more missing of a man,
than my buddies and the current time at hand.
There's an image in my eyes of
me and my buddies.
Who would've thought us together
could be severed because
A sharp knife,
might end my short life...
oh, well. I hope my buddies had
enough time.
So I'll put on my best suit,
Don't know where I got a tux.
What we did together's done...
A penny for my thoughts?
No way! I'll give them to you for free.
One of my thoughts is how
you're so important to me...
Even when I'm gone,
I hope you echo songs I'm singing.
Funny how I never knew
how much you really listened...
If I die young,
bury me in chicken.
Lay me down on a slice of cheddar.
Sink me in a river,
or a pond.
But just send me away
with the words from my theme song.
A sharp knife,
might end my short life.
Oh, well. I hope my buddies had
enough time.
Ah, oh.
The ballad of a dove.
You're my peace and love.
Well, gather up your tears.
I don't wanna see you cry.
That's the only thing
I couldn't take if I die.
A sharp knife,
might end my short life.
Oh, well. I hope my buddies had
enough time.
So I'll put on my best suit,
don't know where I got a-
(*this line is more spoken, rather than sang.*) wait, I think I got this tux from you...
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AWWW, GUS!!! I LOVE YOU TOO BUDDY!!!
*Ahem,* sorry about that. I got pretty emotional there. Btw, this song is mostly for the purpose of humor and to express the love my dog and I share.
As for things included in here such as the line, "if she less often called me dummy," was mostly for humor, and for the record, what would you have called you dog if he/she was sitting on the couch, (BAD.) Surrounded by torn-up toilet paper (BAD.) that was looted out of the trash can?! (Very BAD.)
It's hard sometimes, but I still love my Gus. I may one day even tell you guys his full name, but that's for another day.
So, let me just say,
Stay Strong, My White-Eyed Warriors!
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HerobrineThe2nd's Book of Original Parodies
CasualeHello, My White-Eyed Warriors! Hero again, what's up? Anyway, good to see all of you, great to be on Wattpad-so, I've been on it a lot lately, and I don't regret it in the least.
