This is the conversation between me and my Fern after I send her a pic (show above) of my tea container.
M= me, F= her
M: *sends pic* TIME FOR A TEA PARTY
F: I WANNA JOIN
M: HA *teleports you*
F: (Deep manly voice) YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
M: I FUCKING LOVE TEA *punches wall*
F: *kids princess dress appears on my manly body* FUCK YEAHHJHH
M: *clothes turn into mad hater's* TEA, DRINKING YIUR FUCKING TEA!!!!!!!
F: *stabs the background person* I DRINK ALL YOUR FUCKING TEA!!!!
M: *throws plates at people*
F: *chants over and oved* TEA SPOONS FORKS AND KNIVES
M: *stands on table* DOWN WITH THE BLOODY BIG HEAD AND RIP HER CARDS TO PIECES!
F: YEAHHHHHHHHHHH *falls and cuts off persons foot*
M: CHESHIRE CAT, GET YOUR DISAPPEARING ASS OVER HERE AND STOP SMOKING THAT SHIT CATERPILLAR! WHERE'S THE WHITE RADDIT?!?
F: SACRIFICE THE QUEEN
M: HE'S PROBABLY OFF WITH BAND OF HIS! WHEN ARE THEY EVER GOING TO PERFORM HERE!?! *smashes teapot* NNNNNNNOOOOOOO
F: *falls out of chair* DAMNIT GET MY PARENTS *peasant calls for Andy and ashley* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
M: BAAAAAAA *head butts peasant*
F: (Hahahaha... Sorry the song white rabit is playing through my playlist lololol)
M: ( XD )
F: How ironic?? Hahahahahahahahahaha STUPID PEASANT
M: *starts fuderwacking*
F: What the fuck?? *laughs like a maniac*
M: ....... I'm normal *laughs with you*
Yep that was the conversation. Also, Ashley and Andy are her parents because she is Batcat.
BAAAAAAA *trots away to Wonderland with Fern*
