WTF Is a Janoskian?

CHAPTER 1 *Luke is telling the story unless otherwise noted*

I walked into my work, I was wearing a huge coat to cover myself up from what I was wearing under it. Nothing but a leopard thong. I work at a popular gay strip club in LA. Turns out there are a lot of men who like to see other men naked here. It made me uncomfortable at first, but hey.. Money is money.

I know I am young but, I guess they accept job offers from 18 year olds..weird. Anyway..it's really awkward because both my twin brother and our older brother work with me, and I am not used to seeing their willies this much. Plus my friend Daniel, who we call Skip works with us too. He is the one who got us this job.. We are all from Australia, but we didn't know Skip until we met him at a Starbucks here in LA, and we explained how we were struggling, and that is when he hooked us up.

So yeah, I am not Luke Brooks here. I am referred to as Junky Brooks, because I have junk in my trunk. Jai is Big Daddy Jai, just because it suits him well, and Beau..well Beau is Melbourne Slut because he really works it when he gets out there, and he looks like a slut while doing it..poor boy. Skip on the other hand doesn't really get off stage to get closer to the crowd.. so they call him Pole Hugger....( I know their names suck but oh well) anyway, you already know my real name and Skip's but I will tell you the others.

My oldest brother who is 20 years of age is called Beau, and my younger twin brother is called Jai, as in Jay not Jye. So as I was saying, I was walking into work and their was already about 15 guys here. So I went backstage and started to get undressed...I pretty much just had to take my coat off. The owner of the club, named Ben, told me it was my turn to go out there. "Let's go they want you!" He said.

So I went behind the curtains, took a deep breath and whipped them open. I walked down the aisle and did a circular pelvic thrust in one guys face and then went behind me to grab some props. I got a pair of fluffy hand cuffs an did my dirty work. "I'm taking you downtown baby." I said to this random guy. He chuckled and blushed a little. I finished my lap dance and went backstage to see my two brothers and Daniel just staring at me.

"What?" I asked. Finally they busted up laughing. I went to the mirror to check my face to see if there was something on it or something in my teeth, but I could find nothing. I turned around and asked, "Why are you idiots laughing?" I asked irritated. "No reason."Beau said. I turned around again to face the mirror and Jai asked, "So did you?" I gave him a confused look. "Did I what?" I asked.
He replied with, "Did you take that naughty boy downtown?" They all started to laugh again. Since I only had on a thong, I'm pretty sure my face wasn't the only thing that was red. While they all laughed at me, I decided to go to the bathroom and splash water on my face. "Oh." I sighed. "I can already tell this is going to be a long day."

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