JACK O' LANTERNS!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

STAB A FUCKING KNIFE INTO THIS WEIRD ASS FRUIT AND FUCKIN GUT IT, AND THEN CARVE A FACE INTO ITS DYING CORPSE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING METAL

AND PUT A FUCKING FLAME IN IT, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

THEN EAT THE FUCKING SEEDS THAT YOU FUCKING GUTTED OUT

WHILE STARING AT THE FUCKING DEAD PUMPKIN

AND IT FUCKING SMELLS GOOD

FUCK YES

FUCK YES!!!!!!

MAKE A FUCKING CANDLE OUT OF IT

PUT THE FUCKING PUMKIN SCENTED CANDLE

IN THE FUCKING PUMPKIN

THAT'S FUCKING METAL

FUCK YEAH

AND EAT SOME FUCKING PUMPKIN PIE

DROWN THAT SHIT IN WHIPPED CREAM

FUCK YES!!!!!

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