WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
STAB A FUCKING KNIFE INTO THIS WEIRD ASS FRUIT AND FUCKIN GUT IT, AND THEN CARVE A FACE INTO ITS DYING CORPSE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING METAL
AND PUT A FUCKING FLAME IN IT, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
THEN EAT THE FUCKING SEEDS THAT YOU FUCKING GUTTED OUT
WHILE STARING AT THE FUCKING DEAD PUMPKIN
AND IT FUCKING SMELLS GOOD
FUCK YES
FUCK YES!!!!!!
MAKE A FUCKING CANDLE OUT OF IT
PUT THE FUCKING PUMKIN SCENTED CANDLE
IN THE FUCKING PUMPKIN
THAT'S FUCKING METAL
FUCK YEAH
AND EAT SOME FUCKING PUMPKIN PIE
DROWN THAT SHIT IN WHIPPED CREAM
FUCK YES!!!!!