Hetalia One Shots

2p!Englandx2p!America

First one with 2p!'s. Sorry if it sucks. MATURE CONTENT AHEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Oliver was home happily baking cupcakes. He whistled a little tune as he worked. He went to his secret cupboard and opened it. "Hmmm, what special ingredient should I use today? I will use my favorite pure poison. Yay!" He giggled happily, taking the bottle out of the cupboard. He put three drops in his pink cupcake frosting. As he was putting the final touch on the last cupcake, he heard the door slam. "Aaa!" He exclaimed, dropping the chocolate decoration, it shattering on the floor. "Allen!" Oliver yelled, going to the living room. "You made me drop my decoration for my cupcakes! I worked for 3 hours straight to make those decorations!" He yelled. "I don't give a damn about your f*cking cupcakes. Matt was pissing me off so we fought. He is such a f*cking idiot." Allen said, slumped on the couch with his bat full of nails. Oliver noticed a little blood on some of the nails. "Allen! You live in my house! And in my house, we don't swear! You must put a dollar in the swear jar." Oliver said, holding a big jar with money in it. "Who are you? My f*cking mom?" Allen said and went to his room. Oliver was aghast.
*Time Skip*
"Dinner!" Oliver Called up to Allen. Allen came down. "Whats for dinner?" Allen asked. "My homemade fish and chips!" Oliver said excitedly, his pink and blue eyes lighting up. "Fish!? You know I'm a f*cking vegan!" Allen said, mad. "What have I told you? We don't swear in this house!" Oliver said. They ate. Allen just ate the fries. Oliver ate both fish and all his fries. "Time for dessert!" Oliver sang. While he was getting the dessert, Allen lit a cigarette. "Allen! No smoking at the table!" Oliver said, disapprovingly.  Allen blew a cloud of smoke in Oliver's face. "*cough cough* Allen! That was rude! *cough*" Oliver exclaimed between coughs. Oliver put the cupcakes on the table. "Cupcakes for dessert!" He sang, happily. "Whoop-de-do." Allen said, rolling his eyes. Oliver handed one to Allen. "No! I'm not my fat-ass 1p. I hate sweets." Allen said, pushing the cupcake away. "Come on Allen! Just a bite! I spent all day making them. Please?" He asked, looking up at Allen. Allen looked at him. "So cute. His strawberry blonde hair is in his face. I want to kiss him." Allen thought as Oliver gazed up at him. He shook his head. Oliver gave up and took a bite of his cupcake. He got frosting on his mouth. "You got some frosting on your face." He said. "Where?" Oliver asked, trying to get the frosting. Allen walked to the other side of the table. "Here." He said, pressing his lips to Oliver's. Oliver sat there shocked. Allen pulled away. "What is it, doll face?" He asked, cupping Oliver's face in his hand. Oliver was blushing. "D-don't call m-me doll f-face I'm not a girl." Oliver stuttered nervously. "I know that. That's my nickname for you, doll face." Allen said, kissing him again. Oliver kissed back this time. He snaked his arms around Allen's neck as Allan slipped his arms around Oliver's waist. He picked Oliver up bridal-style and carried him to his room. Allan kicked open the door and kicked it closed, not once breaking the kiss. They pulled away, a string of saliva still connecting their lips. "I love you." Allan said. "I-I love you too.'' Oliver said blushing. Allan threw Oliver onto the bed and crawled on top of him, pinning him to the bed. He leaned down and captured Oliver's lips again. His hands undid Oliver's bow-tie and threw it on the floor. He pulled away and pulled Oliver's sweater vest off. Oliver reached up and slipped the leather bomber jacket off Allan's shoulders. Allen leaned over again,unbuttoning Oliver's shirt and nipping, sucking, biting and kissing the skin that was exposed button by button. After Oliver's shirt was undone, Allan slipped his white T-shirt off, showing his abs. He leaned down and started to suck on Oliver's neck, leaving lots of hickeys. He moved down, and took one of Oliver's nipples in his mouth and fingered the other. He then switched sides, biting and pulling on the nipples. "Aaaaa~ Allan~" Oliver moaned. Hearing Oliver's moans made Allan get hard. Oliver felt something brush his thigh. He blushed. Allan noticed and moved his hand up Oliver's inner thigh. He ground his erection on Oliver's crotch. Oliver felt his member harden. Allan smirked and slipped off Oliver's pants then his own so they were both in boxers. Allan took the hem of Oliver's boxers in his teeth and pulled them off. He then slipped his own boxers off. Oliver made an adorable squeak as he was suddenly exposed. Allen took Oliver's cock in his mouth and started bobbing his head, his tongue moving up and down the length. "Aaaa~! Mmmmmn~" Oliver moaned loudly. Then Allan deep-throated him. "A-Allan, I'm gonna-" Oliver moaned, then Allan stopped. Oliver whined at the loss of pleasure. Allan stuck three fingers in front of Oliver. "Suck." He commanded. Oliver obeyed. Allan pulled his fingers out and lifted Oliver's legs. He stuck one finger in Oliver's hole. "Aaa!" Oliver yelped. Allan stuck a second in and started scissoring them. Oliver moaned. Allan captured Oliver's lips and stuck his tongue in Oliver's mouth. "Mmm~" Oliver moaned as Allan's tongue explored the new space. Allan added the third finger. He bent his fingers until he hit a bundle of nerves. "Mmmmmn~!" Oliver moaned loudly. Allan pulled away and pulled his fingers out. Then he lined up his dick with Oliver's hole. He thrusted all the way in. "Aaaaa~" Oliver moaned. After a minute, Oliver looked at Allan. "M-move." Allan pulled almost all the way out and thrusted back in. Oliver moaned loudly. Allan sped up and started pumping Olivers member in time with his thrusts. Oliver moaned loudly, his body consumed in pleasure. "A-Allan I'm gonna-aaaaaaaaa~" Oliver moaned as he climaxed. Allan moaned as Oliver's walls tightened around him,making him climax. He pulled out and flopped next to Oliver. They fell asleep together.

Done! It took a while. How was it? I'm not good at 2p's. Comment and all that. Hasta la pasta~!
~Cali