Peridot babysitting Malachite

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Peridot sat beside the newly born Gem, Malachite. A young fusion oblivious to the world around her. Peridot patted the fusion's head, a smile arouse from the young one with a fit of giggles and smiles. Although Malachite looks like a nice gem, she's one hell of an asshole.

The other day, while Peridot was looking for her foot, Malachite was biting on it for teething. Not only did Peridot's foot have bite marks on it, there where scratches and slobber all over it. "For clod's sake, Malachite couldn't do anything right!" Had thought Peridot, over and over every single time she had to watch Malachite. There where other times Malachite was more of a asshole than normal, the worst time was more recently when Peridot was siting down reading about another planet that had been taken over. Malachite at the time was playing with her toys, throwing barbies and trucks at Peridot while doing so, and even a few stuffed animals with their heads being bitten off. The young fusion had taken Peridot's gem out of her when she leaned down to tell Malachite to knock it off, with other words a small gem shouldn't hear. Peridot was in her gem for a few days, due to no injuries other than bite marks and scratches. Lapis and Jasper had come home a couple of hours later with Malachite biting on Peridot's gem, and the house being a mess. Lapis had blamed Jasper for not getting a better babysitter, even though Peridot still watched Malachite after.

Lapis Lazuli and Jasper where not the best of couples, they where always at each other throats, and saying hurtful things to each other. Some say it was a type of role-play for them, others say it's a slave and master relationship. They didn't hate each other, Lapis and Jasper, they are in love, but, they have the worst ways of showing it. A hateful relationship, but when they are nice to each other, it looks like they where made for each other. Every other time though, they look like they hate each other, and make the worst of couples.

"Puridat." Babbled Malachite, trying to call for Peridot. "Puridat." Peridot ignored the fusion, and kept reading. Malachite noticed this. "Puridat!" Screamed the fusion.

"Yes, yes, what the clod do you want?" Peridot replied, looking to where Malachite was standing with a smile pasted on her face. Malachite giggled, and pointed to the fan. "Oh my-" On the fan laid one of Jasper's dresses, along with glue, sparkles, and other stuff to destroy the dress. If that dress was to touch a single sparkle, Peridot would be killed. "Malachite..." Peridot said in a soft voice. "Please tell me this is a joke." Malachite giggled and shock her head.

Peridot used her fingers to helicopter up to the dress, and stared at it for a moment. Before Peridot grabbed the dress, the fan turned on and slammed her against a wall, with sparkles and other messy items flying everywhere destroying the living room, and Jasper's dress. "The dress!" Peridot screamed in horror as she regained balance. "Malachite!" She yelled looking at the fusion that stood at the fan switch. The living room was a mess, everything was ruined and Peridot was going to die. She started screaming, throwing her body against the floor in tears. "What do I do? How do I- I can't- Malachite!" Peridot laid on the floor sobbing and slamming her face into the floor. Malachite walked over to Peridot, and smiled at her like her life wasn't on the line.

"Puridat!" Giggles Malachite. "Puridat in trable!"

"Yeah, Peridot is in trouble, thanks for pointing it out you little shit." Peridot got up, knowing if she didn't start cleaning who knows how badly she'll be beaten.

Peridot first grabbed a bunch of paper towels, washcloths, and two buckets, one for the garbage, another for warm water to clean up the paste, and caramel. Malachite stood staring and tried to help by picking up the paste by it's self, only making her hand stickier. "Puridat stick!! Sticky!" Peridot turned around to see Malachite with paste and caramel on her hands. Peridot graves Malachite and threw her into the bath, washing her hands and the rest of her body.

"I'm going to bubble you with a few toys so you don't cause more of a mess okay?" Malachite didn't understand, but nodded and played with the water. Half an hour later, Malachite was in a green bubble in her room with toys in the bubble, and out of trouble. While Peridot finished with the paste and caramel, her hands sticky and her wanting to cry. After five minutes of cleaning her hands, Peridot finished and grabbed a vacume to clean up the sparkle. "I can't believe this is happening? How the fuck did this happen to me?! I am never babysitting this little girl again! I am done with her bullshit!" Peridot rambled and rambled while vacuuming seemed impossible to her. It took an hour for Peridot to finish vacuuming, with constantly having to empty the vacuum. Sparkles took longer than Peridot first thought. There was nothing left but to check on Malachite, who was in a bubble in her room.

"Malachite?" Peridot called while opening the door thinking there would be another mess to clean. But to her surprise, Malachite was silently playing with a truck and a Barbie.

"Puridat!" Malachite's eyes light up when seeing her again. Malachite got un-bubbled, and ran up to Peridot to hug her. Giggling like a child that she is, Peridot was wrapped around Malachite's finger.

"The dress!" Peridot nearly screed while running to grab it out of the upstairs bathroom where she left it, and threw it into the wash.

"Peridot?" Called a familiar voice, Lapis. "We're home."

"Oh, hello little asshole." Jasper was greeting Malachite.

"I'm upstairs, just putting some laundry in the wash." Peridot laughed nervously and left the house to quickly to received her pay

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