I worked at the fair

1st day of work

It all started July 5th 2015 it was a hot summer day and I was working at the fair. I had just left the parade in which I was riding on the princess fairy float looking better than all the other princesses. I changed out of my costume running to change into my carney outfit (it was red with white stripes) with my cool new heeleys.
I could tell today was going to be a good day I could feel it in my bones. Today I was working at the caterpillar roller coaster which I'm sure is almost broken but the kids seem to love it. My current girlfriend Jorja is coming to visit me today and I am so excited! I've waited 20 minutes and she still hasn't shown up I'm getting a bit nervous I can feel the sweat beads dripping off my forehead as my girlfriend approached me. I could feel my pants tightening as she walked up to me. I realized my pants weren't tightening and that it was just my phone vibrating silly me! It was a phone call from Jayden Meynberg. Hello? I said in my nasally voice. "Hey buddy I was just wondering if you want to shoot some hoops bruh" said jayden. "No I'm sorry I'm working today maybe tomorrow" I said hanging up. Anyway back to my girlfriend! Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend and that it was just her twin sister who walked right up to me and yelled "RUN ERIC RUN"! She's quite annoying and she's always getting up in my business. I wish we would just leave me alone.
She walks away and I stand there lonely, cold, naked, and afraid. Wait never mind I'm not naked. I think my girlfriend stood me up and that is sad.
I phone my girlfriend multiple times all going straight to voicemail, I'm gonna try once more and see what happens. She picked up! "Oh yay" I scream into my phone. "What do u want loser" she says. "I've been waiting to hear your angelic voice for a long time" I say. "I've been waiting for you to get here" I say. "Eric I'm not coming were not dating and I don't like you get it threw your tiny brain!" She says back. "Oh my sweet love I know you don't mean it" I say. In the background I can here someone screaming "Jorja come back here and join me in bed." Oh no this can't be happening. She's cheating on me?!?! "Kyle stfu you hoe" she screams back into the phone as she hangs up. My life is over this can't be happening. My true love has left me and I'm all alone. I start crying my eyes out and all the little kids are laughing at me. This one little kid named Devon comes up to me and kicks me in my balls that are yet to drop and it hurts so bad. All of the bad things go away and I hear music as this moose passes me (it wasn't actually a moose just a person in a costume) but it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. So angelic so harmonious it was like a dream I couldn't believe my eyes. Then all of a sudden it looked at me with  its big brown cartoony eyes. What a glorious moment oh gee this couldn't get any better until it did. The moose looked at me with its gorgeous eyes and came up to me and *gasp* kissed my lips and then walked away. I am determined to find out who this moose is.
Later on at Eric's house 7:00
I did some research on the moose from the fair and its name is Maiah the moose. The girl inside the moose costume is beautiful with her chocolate skin and big brown eyes and poofy hair that I would protect if anyone tried to harm her. She barely knows me but I know so much about her. She was a flexible dancer and fame dance studio and all the thing I would do to that flexible body she wouldn't even be able to imagine.
Anyway it's time for my bed time

It's already passed my bed Time so I best be off see you tomorrow :)