HEEEEEEEEEY GURLFRIENDS!!! HI!!! HI!!! HIIIIII!!!- Okay I think I said hi more than once. UGH. I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICATION! JK. JK. Anywaaaay.... So hi. SOOOOOO... This chapter is dedicated to the best cat in the universe and no it is not that ninja cat in Cat & Dogs that was a cute kitten but can kick dog's butt. NO. IT. IS. @KittyK4t. Buuuuuuuut she is questioned to be related to the killer kitten. @KittyK4t is a ninja in disguise. A sexy ninja. And no I'm not a lezbian, she is just mother fricking awesome!! OKAY BEFORE I GO INTO FULL RANT ON HOW AWESOME SHE IS I SHALL LET YOU READ THE STORY!!!! ANNNNNNND BEGIN!!!
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Parker's P.O.V.-
I sat down poking Faith's face, while she sat there and took it. She had a pleading look on her face as if she was thinking, 'Get me outta here'. Ha ha! Never! Oh Neverland! Peter Pan I shall meet you one day and become your Wendy or whatever!! The nurse walked in at that moment, "Okay, so miss....um...what's your name?" she asked me.
"The name's Bond....Parker Bond." I said dramatically. Faith rolled her eyes, while the boys started laughing. "What? That's really my name. Parker Bond" I said seriously and the boys looked at me in astonishment. I know I am rather 'awesome'! *flips hair but it ends up smacking face from a sudden gust of wind* Yep, awesome...
"Miss Bond will have to stay here until the effects of the medicine wears off." she had said. She walked out and Faith turned her head and smiled at me, I could tell we both have the same idea"Let's play truth or dare!" we exclaimed at the same time.
Hey, we're in a hospital. If someone gets hurt then BADA BING BADA BOOM!! We click the red button on the side of the bed calling for help. I know. We're geniuses.
The boys had evil grins while me and Faith were rubbing our hands together and laughing like Countula from Sesame Street.... Don't judge us.
"Everyone, get in a circle!" Faith giggled. Everyone jumped down onto the floor. "Okay, let's do this" she giggled, "who's going first?" Niall immediately raised his hand, "I'll go!" he exclaimed, "Faith, truth or dare?" he asked with a wide smile on his face. "Truth" she smiled. "Are you single?" he asked, with a look of hope on his face. "Yes, I'm single" she laughed. "I'm not!!" I yelled, jumping on top of Faith.
"Oh..." Louis said glumly, looking down "His name is Logan." I smiled. "Not again." Faith sighs exasperated "Yes again!" I yelled. "Parker, tell us about Logan when we aren't playing truth or dare." she said and smacked the top of my head. "Ouch!" I yelled. Faith just rolled her eyes.
"Zayn, truth or dare?" Faith asked with an evil grin on her face. "Dare" he smiles. "I dare you to suck Harry's big toe for ninety seconds" she laughs. "Eww! Do you know how bad his feet smell?" Zayn exclaimed. "No, but a dare's a dare." She laughs.
Harry riped off his sock and I swear I thought I heard a Angel die. I couldn't breathe, the smell was getting to me. I fell sideways off the bed and was surrounded by darkness. How cliche! Death by Harry Styles foot stench. :/
The last thing I heard was Harry screaming "I DON'T SMELL THAT BAD!!!"
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"Should we poke her with a stick or something?"
".... NOT THAT STICK HARRY!! Parker wake up!!" I hear Faith call out
"I'll give you a carrot!" Louis yells
"WAKE UP!!-Oh forget it! Time for jurassic measures!" Faith sighs and I can hear the smirk in her voice
"What's the 'jurassic measures'?" Liam asks and Faith chuckles evily, I can feel her hot breath on my cheek as she leans into my ear
"My Chemical Romance just proposed to you." She whispers and I bolt upright
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