Hello! *says like Mine Turtle and blows up*

Heh heh... Mine Turtles... ANYWAY...

-My name is Parker (I am a girl, I know this is a boys name but it was either this or Logan. Personally I wish my name WAS Logan)
-I'm 18, born on March 9, 2000
-I have younger twin sisters, they're 16, and they have a Wattpad account, check them out brah!
@DatWierdol0l
@RetardedPancakes
-I love chocolate
-I LOVE music but I personally think I stink at singing unless I'm in the shower
-I LOVVVVVE books! If you take away my book I will kill you in your sleep with a rusty spoon! Just kidding. Or am I?...
-People who are not my friends think I'm shy but I swear I. Am. Not! I'm just to lazy to put my mouth in use. Besides, the quiet ones are the dreamers, which I find 110% true.
-My mother is my idol. She's the light in my world. I love her.

The freaks that I love:
@sassmaster123 I wuv her!
@liberty12344567 If you lay a finger on her I will lay my fist on your face
@AquaShimmer She's my unbiological twin. I'm pretty sure our moms wouldn't survive if we were sisters... ^.^
@KittyK4t MY KITTY!!!! TOUCH HER AND YOU DIE!!!
@MufasaIAmYourFather is gone now but she's still welcomed with open tentacles-arms. I meant arms.
@iceysoda14 She's my Cola. Mine. .-.
@InChristIStand She has been my BFF since 4th grade. You should have seen my face when she told me that she now has a Wattpad.

My joint account with @MufasaIAmYourFather and @KittyK4t is @SideOfFries12 . We've started a story on there so go check it out! YAY!!! -Fluttershy version-

I have another joint account with @AquaShimmer and it is called @TheCandyCrazies . It would mean a lot if you follow or go check us out.

And the one we've all been waiting for. After 3 years of friendship on Wattpad, @iceysoda14 and I have account now called @N-and-N ! New story coming soon!

Polyvore: loggymarie
Quotev: loggymarie
Instagram: loggymars

My Current Obsession: KPop

HAVE A WONDERFUL uhh... -WHATEVER TIME IT IS!!
  • My Closet, I'm still trying to find Narnia
  • JoinedJanuary 27, 2013


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