Yeah, so, it's Faith. And I recommend that you read this chapter, and vote it. And then get your friends to read it and vote it. Yeah, so, you can read now.
Parker's reaction to Faith's author's note: Well isn't she not awkward at all... *sarcasm* *anime sweatdropping*
It's Faith again, and by the way, I'M NOT AWKWARD! MAMA HAD A DATE FOR HOMECOMING AND MY JAM WAS ON!!! But they played We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus and I was like "WHHYYYYY?!?!?!" Oh AND I GOT MY BOYFRIEND'S JACKET. (Also, I'm not dating the creepy + annoying stalker boy anymore) *Runs off majestically over the hill at sunset while eating chocolate bars and watching Shane Dawson on YouTube*
Parker: I swear she's taking ecstasy... I didn't go to the Homecoming though cuz I was WAY to lazy to dance and WALK for that matter for 4 hours. Also for one person, it was 6 bucks! NEVER IN MY LIFE AM I GOING TO PAY TO JUST SIT IN A CORNER ALL ALONE WHILE DANCING WITH THE PIZZA THEY GIVE OUT FOR DINNER THERE!! Hopefully the dancing was age appropriate though... probably not... You know Faith actually smells his (her boyfriend) jacket? That's not creepy at all...
To the side is what Kaitlin/A.F./Anime Freak's hairdo is like. And yes. That's Alice Cullen. She was the only I could find with the most similar hairstyle. .-. ~~~~~~~~~~>
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Parker's P.O.V.
After I got done explaining why I knocked out Faith, Aria had a disgusted look on her face. "Ewww!" She screamed, "Groosssss!! PDA!! And I don't have my puke bucket with me..." She wails
"Right?!" I screamed back.
"Oh god!" A.F. (Anime Freak (Kaitlin)) mumbled, "That's nasty..."
That's when Niall butted in, "It was not! It was quite enjoyable until I was knocked out!" He whined.
"NOT FOR US!!" yelled all the boys at the same exact time. Wow... Shining much?
Niall just gave them the finger in return.
"DUDE!! CHILDREN PRESENT!!" I scream, whacking him over the head with the remainder of my pizza before taking a bite of it.
"There's no children in here, Parker!" Niall says exasperated
"YES, THERE IS!"
"THEN WHERE!!?"
In sync me, Aria, and Kaitlin raise our hands. Including Squishy who stook his hand out of the doorway in the room he stalked off to.
He just gives the lap top and I a blank stare. Then he walks out of the hotel room, slamming the door shut and cursing under his breath.
"Well. He is not happy." Harry mumbles. Then all of the sudden a chat request from: TheNinja!
Also known as Faith. Should I answer? "What do you think guys, Faith wants in, should I let her?" I ask. Immediatly, Squishy runs onto the camera pushing Aria out of the way. Uh oh, things are about to go bad.
"Yes!" he yells right before Aria gets up and slaps him across his squishible cheeks. "Ow!" He yells and puts a hand on his cheek. Then he gets kicked in his no-no spot, causing him to fall to the ground.
"Never ever do that again!" Yells Aria just as I click accept while chuckling at my fail of friends. JK!! And yes I just said JK. Sue me. .-.
Faith popped up on the screen, all of the sudden her face turned from angry to confused in a matter of seconds, "Okay..don't even wanna know." She sighs.
"No, you do not." I nod in agreement
IIIIIIT'S_JOHNNY!! popped on screen.
Oh God.
It's horrible!
It's awful!!
It's......................Faith's little brother! *says da da daaaaaa and waves hands like Belt from The Croods*
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It's short.
I know.
But it was either this or nothing at all.
And by the way.... WE ARE SO SORRY!! SO SORRY!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!!!
Laziness + Writer's Block = Ehhh.... I'll do it next year
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We don't deserve the Vote, Comment, and Follow buuuut remember this
If you see a bush move while it's midnight, run for the F-ing hills.
~Parker the Not-So-Magnificent and Faith the Forever-Guilty-Polar-Bear~
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