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shaun: you home bud?

ed: aarons matey

shaun: cool, cool. do you know if soup dogs home

ed: i believe so. do not rape her

shaun: i would never

ed: lel

shaun: do not do that

ed: why not? i mean, i am king edo

shaun: lel

ed: excuse me, peasant? is your name on a wall in the metro?

shaun: i'm sorry, i believe it is not

ed: well, i forgive you. now return home young squire

shaun: i don't wanna. we should go to the park

ed: which park? ;)

shaun: the one in the middle of the street ;)

ed: you feeling like a pedo? ;)

shaun: of course not, king. lets bop our way down to parc central. i still have not climbed the arch

ed: oh yes sure. should sir aaron join us?

shaun: if he wishes, if he wishes

ed: what if he dares?

shaun: then he's a traitor. god, king ed! i thought you owned the power. i guess its now in my hands

ed: ofcourse king bono. i am too weak for such a task

shaun: so? does he wish or does he dare?

ed: he dares. shall i end him?

shaun: send him to soup dog with a glass of water

ed: it'll be like bringing raw meat to a lion

shaun: exactly

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