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shaun: who was that ;))

ed: who was who ? :/

shaun: that girl in your bed

ed: there was no girl in my bed

shaun: yes there was

ed: i would never have a girl in my bed

shaun: why not ??

ed: cause its also your bed

shaun: but, i saw someone in the bed

ed: are you sure??

shaun: yes i fucking am 100 fucking percent sure eduardo fucking o'donovan jr

ed: you used my junior 😳

shaun: yes, yes i did

ed: i don't wanna tell you who was in my bed

shaun: please ed

ed: no shaun

shaun: :(

ed: why shaun? you jelly?

shaun: obives it is my bed you dipshit

ed: you mean our bed

shaun: you're makinh us sound like a married couple

ed: does that mean i had an affair ??

shaun: so you did sleep with someone !!!

ed: hahahaha no.

shaun: yes, yes you fucking did

ed:

shaun: tell me!!! please ❤️ i love you ed. i wanna know

shaun: no homo tho

ed: no homo

shaun: lel

ed: 😘

shaun: now

shaun: tell

shaun: me

ed: no

shaun: please

ed: okie

shaun: who'd you sleep with?

ed: something

shaun: o

shaun: m

shaun: g

shaun: please say you did not bring a hooker back to our apartment

ed: oh god no

shaun: phew

ed: could you imagine me talking to a hooker

shaun: "suck my cock" "pay me first" "you think i got money" "then you suck my dick"

ed: so its a dude

shaun: you'd ask one of those lady boys

ed: probably

soupy: can you please stop messaging in this fucking group chat?? ed who the fuck did you fuck?

ed: i'm going

ed has left the group chat

shaun added ed back to the group chat

ed: ew

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