shaun added ed to the group chat
shaun: so, you're gay? or was it a one time thing?
ed: i think im gay
shaun: ed, you should have just told me
ed: i thought you would judge me
shaun: do you like aaron?
ed: nah, i just thought why don't i try gay sex with someone i don't like
shaun: is aaron gay?
ed: nope. he likes soupy
shaun: oh right. so do you like anyone?
ed: kinda, well, only a little bit
shaun: who??
ed: i don't wanna say
shaun: c'mon you can trust me
ed: i like this cool blonde aussie who has a tattoo that has life is tits tattooed on his heel and sadly i don't have tits so
shaun: this guy seems cool
ed: nah, hes actually kinda a loser. he's also really hairy and has a beer belly
shaun: you an abs kinda guy?
ed: nah, beer bellys are cool
shaun: that's interest
ed: nah man
shaun: i have to go. talk later over a candle lit dinner?
ed: i'd rather whiskey and a kebab
