Letters Between Lovers

Everyone to Beck

Hiiiiii Beck!!

Oh, Tori just said you can't see me waving to you. It's Cat! I'll draw a picture of a Cat waving so it's like I'm waving to you because I'm Cat and I'm waving. Hahaha get it?!

Tori took the phone. Phooey.

Hey Beck, it's Tori. We wanted to keep this short but Cat insisted on giving the message. Anyway..

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S!!!

Jade had your baby!!

You got a beautiful little girl, man!

I wanna say congratulations too! Hi Beck. It's Robbie. Congratulations!

I still think you would be better with me. It's Trina. But congratulations.

No one wants you!

That was Jade. She loves you and misses you but she is exhausted and needs to rest so she'll write you later.

Don't tell me what to do Vega!

Beck wants you to rest! So rest!

Hey we're paying by the word for this message so can we end it soon?

Yes! Bye!

Signed,

Cat, Tori, Andre, Robbie, Trina, and your lovely wife Jade who just had your daughter so name her already!

We're paying by the word Jade!

Then shut up and end it!