The Walking Dead: Hetalia Version

A New Day: Part 1

Alfred sat quietly in the back of a police car. What's my boss gonna think about this? he thought. There was no way he could talk himself out of this one. He had been framed, but no one would believe him.
He sighed. If only I didn't get with that girl! It's all her damn fault! He thought to himself. Everything had happened so fast...
"And then I put a burger on Arthur's head! It was funny as hell!" Alfred exclaimed.
The woman sitting next to him just laughed. She was extraordinarily beautiful, with long, black wavy hair and brown eyes, as well as pale skin. She was wearing a black dress shirt and gray slacks, a rather professional style. Placed on her left ring finger, glistening in the sunlight was a small ring, with a clear, expensive looking diamond. Alfred didn't seem to notice this. Instead he was staring at her, admiring her beauty. The next thing he knew, he was leaning in to kiss her, and she did the same. The two had been seeing each other for a while, and this event occurred almost every day. Clothes went flying, and loud noises could be heard throughout the house. Their little affair lasted pretty long, until one day the woman's husband, Lee, arrived home from work early.
The woman heard the door open, but Alfred was too busy being drowned in pleasure to notice. Not wanting to get caught, the woman staring moaning in pain. Alfred looked up, confused. "Yo, you alright? Did I do something wro-" Before he could finish the woman yelled.
"Please, just the get the hell off of me!" At this moment Lee busted through the door, causing Alfred to jump, surprised.
"What the fuck is going on here?! Who the fuck are you?!" Lee exclaimed. Alfred froze; he couldn't find the words to explain the situation.
"Baby, I'm so glad you're home!" said the woman, acting surprised. "Call the police, he raped me!"
It was at this point that Alfred jumped in. "Bitch what?! I did not, I didn't even know you were married, you lying slut!"
Before he could say any more, Lee jumped on Alfred and began to punch him, numerous times. His wife ran downstairs and called the police.
Alfred, with his super human strength, pushed Lee off of him and against the wall. "Dude, let me explain! I don't want to fight!"
But Lee wasn't having it. He kicked Alfred into the wall, and grabbed a small pocketknife that he held in his pocket. Seeing as how he was a country, he couldn't be killed that way, but he was in no mood to be injured. And there was no way he would be able to walk away.
Lee took a jab and managed to get Alfred in his stomach. Without thinking, Alfred pulled out a pistol. He had the intention of incapacitating him, but his aim was off due to Lee trying to stab him. He shot him, in the head. He tried to explain to the police, but he wasn't believed.
And that was how Alfred F. Jones received a life sentence to prison.
He sighed a second time, causing the officer in the front to get annoyed. "Son, could you stop doing that?"
"Sorry, officer." He replied. This wasn't the guy to give an attitude to.
The officer looked up into his mirror. "You've gotten yourself into a shitload of a mess, do you realize that son? How old are you again?"
Alfred hesitated before responding. "Nineteen sir."
"Well for someone that got themselves a life sentence, you're pretty polite. Could be that you're just scared, though."
Alfred didn't respond. He stomach began to growl, and he then realized that he hadn't eaten in hours. As if his hunger took over him, he blurted out an insane question: "Do they serve hamburgers in prison?!"
The officer looked up at him in the mirror again, this time with a confused look. "Son, during all the mess that you're going through right now, you're thinking about a hamburger?"
"Sorry," Alfred said, realizing what just happened. "I'm super hungry."
"Well in a shithole like jail, you eat what they give you. Have you ever seen Beyond Scared Straight?"
"No," he answered shakily.
"You should've seen it before this happened, you could've prepared yourself."
The officer began to tell of story of an inmate who had no idea what jail was like. Alfred didn't want to listen, but he had no entertainment, nor was he prepared. He couldn't stop thinking about the others, especially England and Canada, and what they thought of him at the moment.
He temporarily snapped back into reality when he saw a person standing into the road, and he and the officer were heading right towards them.
"WATCH OUT!" Alfred screamed but it was all too late.
There was a crash.