Once upon a time there was a boy named Phil. He wanted to be an engineer when he grew up. When he was 18 and a senior in high school he came up with the idea of a golf club with replaceable heads. He tool it to class to show his teacher and his teacher said he was a failure and would never amount to anything and failed him in the class. Because he failed he couldn't go to college to be an engineer. Instead he had to work at Arbys. He saved for three years and came up with his first prototype of the golf club. He then ambushed his old teacher going out of his old high school and beat him to death and went to prison for the rest of his life. The end.
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Given to me by kjlott99
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Shitty Stories for Kids!
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