I pulled my hair back into a loose ponytail as I walked up the stairs to his house.
I feel bubbles in my stomach. Ah shit.
I quickly clench my ass cheeks together in lovley togetherness, silently praying it will be silent as I awkwardly waddle to the door and knock thrice.
Luke opens the door and I smirk putting a hand on my hip, shifting my weight to one foot.
I stare him in the eyes and say, "Suck my ass."
The smirk never leaves my face as I let loose and all the gas built up from last nights dinner flutters out of my butthole in a graceful yet manly manner.
Luke looks at me in disgust as I continue to fart loudly.
Once I've finished (a minute later) I turn and walk away, small farts escaping randomly.
I stop at the end of the sidewalk and turn back to look at the blond.
Luke scrunches his nose sniffing the air a few times then falls to the ground. Literally dropping dead.
I smile evily and walk into the sun set, one last fart fluttering out.
I've always wanted to troll someone's story ;)
-Autumn
you are a dumbfuck and I love u •Isela•
