LAST TIME ON AGAIN:
"Nico looked away."
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POV Hazel
Suddenly, an eagle swoops in from the sky. This time, we knew it wasn't Frank because he was currently fainted on the ground. Too much dead, I guess.
The giant eagle lands, revealing a distraught looking Luke Hemmings. He looks over at Frank in concern. "Is he okay?"
Hazel gasped. "Luke Hemmings?"
Luke started jumping for apparently no reason. "Yeah! wHY DID NYOU FHURT MTY BOYFRIEND???????"
Bianca gasped too. "WAIT YOU'RE LUKE HEMMINGS? OMG THE DEAD LOVE YOU!!1!!1!"
Luke looked over and smiled seductively. "Yeah. You a fan?" He winked.
Bianca snorted. "No. I'm gay."
Hazel looked over, blinking rapidly. "You're gay? I'm gay too!"
Frank woke up, gasping in a distraught, appalled manner. "You're gay? But Hazel, I love you!" Hazel blinked sadly.
"Frank, I'm sorry. I never loved you. I was trying to cover up my gay." Hazel replied.
"Wait, no, that's totally chill, man. I've totally been cheating on you with Lukey-poo here for like three years."
Luke nodded seductively. "Mmhmm." He and Frank began passionately making out as they flew away on the eagle.
"BYE BYE FRANK," Hazel yelled, before turning quickly and faceplanting.
Nico looked appalled. "You're all gay? But I'm not gay! I'm asexual!"
"NICO YOU'RE TOTALLY GAY!" Bianca screamed.
Nico gasped. "Wait! No! I can't hide it any longer! I'm...I'm...CORNSEXUAL!"
Hazel jumped up and down. "PERCY OWES ME TWENTY DRACHMAS! I TOTALLY KNEW IT!"
Nico started bawling. "It just. When...when I turned into corn...it's just...I was so aroused."
The corn suddenly gasped, turning to Nico. "I'm cornsexual too! Let's make out!" Nico nodded, agreeing. They began to passionately make out on the ground for no apparent reason.
Bianca shrugged. "Well, if everyone else is making out, I guess we should too," she said to Hazel.
"Your logic is great," Hazel nodded sagely, turning to her and they began to make out.
Everyone was making out then. The Gods all watched on in anticipation, all so completely aroused but refusing to say so.
Will Solace's face rose up from the corn then and suddenly there were no clothes. Just love under the stars.
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FanfictionBianca didn't choose rebirth. Instead, she works for her father. And when she's sent to retrieve the Helm of Darkness from the mortal world, she runs into not only Hazel and Frank- but Nico too. (this started out as a normal fic but then who the hel...
