Hey guys! I know that a lot of people don't really like my book but I just wanted to make this! Please enjoy!
(When I'm grounded)
Me:*laying down in my bed mad* Mum!!
Mum:*walks in* What!? This is the fourth time you have called me!!
Me:*gets up and jumps up and down* I want my phone back!! I want a brother!! *continues annoying her*
Mum:*eye twitches* ....*throws phone at my face* HERE!!! *walks away*
Me:Yay!!^_^ *runs around my room* VICTORY IS MINE!!!
(At school)
Linda: *giggles and pours lemonade inside her cup*
Me: *casually points at bee* Look! A bee!
Linda:*eyes widen and runs away* NOPE! I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!
(five minutes later)
Me: *siting down waiting for her*
Linda: *comes back and grabs her stuff and walks to her next period* Bye! F*ck life! *walks next to Oscar*
Me: *points at them and smiles* I ship!!!! *runs away to class*
Oscar: whaaa?
