MESSAGES BETWEEN YOU AND CAT_SUGG
Cat: Watch out.
Cat: I see you
Cat: I'm watching you
Cat: I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes
Pheonix: Lol.
Pheonix: And pls don't talk to me about kittens right now.
Pheonix: Honestly.
Pheonix: Have you read the hat fic?
Pheonix: Well obv you have.
Pheonix: Anyway. It mentions something called the kitten fic.
Pheonix: It says that the hat fic is worse than the kitten fic AND HONESTLY IT IS NOT.
Pheonix: DO NOT READ IT.
Cat: YOU PENIS! WHY WOULD U REMIND ME OF THE F-ING HAT FIC, to be fair, I don't really care about it anymore. IM NOT GOING TO READ A SLUTTY KITTEN FIC IF THE F-ING HAT FIC MADE ME CRY. AND I WILL NOT, WILL NOT READ IT
Cat: sorry if you got upset for me calling you a penis
Cat: Your ignoring me now aren't you
Pheonix: I am not a penis.
Pheonix: I'm at fencing camp, doofus.
Pheonix: I can't talk all the time.
Pheonix: You reacted so badly.
Pheonix: Lol.
Cat: Yeah because you remind me of the hat fic.
Pheonix: You know what-
Pheonix: Plus, I am not a penis because I have a vagina.
Pheonix: Duh.
Cat: LOL
Cat: I didn't say you were a boy. I said you were a penis.
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Pheonix: May I please remind everyone that this actually happened, and that I was actually called a penis by my wonderful friend. So intent on insulting me.
Cat: I actually said d... nevermind, rude word... And anyway you've called me a penis loads of times like when I annoy you and you get so mad and call me a penis.
Pheonix: Hmmm... Tru dat. The thing is, I haven't made any inappropriate jokes to my friends all summer! Except for at yasmineunicorn's party. And at fencing camp. But anyway, Cat, be prepared for the onslaught of dirty jokes and inappropriate winking when we get back!
Cat: Luckily I won't be in your house!! And I'll lock myself in my room so you can't come and get me. And I'll tell my house mistress to not let you in! And btw I was looking forward to coming up to your house and reading and talking about fanfics and youtubers!
Pheonix: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME CAT. WE WILL STILL TALK ABOUT YOUTUBERS. And we can fangirl together over TROYE'S NEW ALBUM HOLY SHIZ KEBABS I AM EXCITED. ARE YOU EXCITED CAT?
YOU ARE DEFINITELY EXCITED.
Cat: I AM DEFINITELY EXCITED TO LISTEN TO WILD!!! BUT REMEMBER TROYE IS MINE, SO IS JOE AND LACHLAN...
PEACE OUT PEEPS
-Cat and Pheonix
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