Basically Pheonix is at fencing camp before any of you say 'omg it sounds like she just had sex' and yeah...
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Pheonix: Wat is my life
Pheonix: *sobs*
Cat: What*****
Cat: LOL
Pheonix: Like, my butt and thighs hurt SO SO SO MUCH AND MY SHOULDERS ARE LIKE UGHH AND WHEN I WOKE UP MY ABDOMEN WOULDNT LET ME GET OUT OF BED
Pheonix: ITS NOT FUNNY
Cat: LOL, what's your favourite colour
Pheonix: LIKE I CANT EVEN SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW AND I JUST WANT TO BE DEAD
Pheonix: GREEN
Pheonix: LIKE FOREST GREEN
Cat: So dark green?
Pheonix: NO
Pheonix: FORESTY LIGHT ISH DARK ISH GREEN
Pheonix: MIDDLE GREEN
Pheonix: EMERALD GREEN
Pheonix: NICE GREEN
Pheonix: NOT PUKE GREEN
Pheonix: OR NEON GREEN
Pheonix: MY BUTT HURTS SO SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Cat: I'm playing terraria
Pheonix: EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS OF EXERCISE A DAY
Pheonix: KILL ME NOW
Cat: All I have to do is swim, and it's optional and it's one of my hobbies
Pheonix: YOU KNOW WHAT
Cat: What
Pheonix: FFFFFFFFF-
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Cat: So yeah. Pheonix... You can explain this one...
Pheonix: Shut up, Cat, you didn't feel the pain and absolute torture.
Cat: it sounds like you were being raped...
I WAS CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD IT HURT SO MUCH
Cat: lol
And yeah, it was fencing. Not sex. I'm not old enough for that.
Cat: Wow. But you can be raped at any age?
Pheonix: Please guys. MINDS. OUT. OF. THE. GUTTER.
PeAcE oUt PeEpS
-Cat and Pheonix
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