As Nora and I walked across the streets of the sleepy sea-side town, I couldn't help but gawk at my sister's belly. I knew that a pregnant woman's stomach grew to a pretty decent size but this, this was like the size of the moon. Then, I wondered how big the baby would actually be when it came out. All I knew was that I wasn't touching the baby until it was potty trained. I could not bear to have a child pee or poop on me; I was way too hot for that.
Finally after ages of walking, we reached the tiny ice cream shop. By that time, Nora looked like she was going to burst if we didn't get some ice cream into her as soon as possible. As long as she didn't burst anywhere near me, I was cool with that. After all, I couldn't afford her ruining the manicure and pedicure that I had just gotten.
Before we even went into the ice cream shop, Nora was already trying to decide what ice cream flavor she wanted. I, being bored with the subject, tuned out completely letting an "mmh" or a "that's nice" every once in a while. I scanned the room for any hot guys but all I saw were messy kids and obese parents - I swear, some of the dads looked even more pregnant than Nora, which was pretty hard to achieve, to be honest. That was until my eyes landed at the brown haired boy by the cash register.
Hot didn't even begin to describe him, it seemed there needed to be a word made just for him so we can describe him properly. Him and me, of course. Based on our about equal looks (me being the hotter one) I thought that we'd make a fabulous couple. The two of us could run this place Suddenly he looked right at me and I held my head high and smirked. I already had him under my fingertips and I could just feel him drooling over me.
I so had this in the bag. Grabbing Nora's wrist I pulled her and me to the front of the line. People who were in line behind us sent us dirty looks for cutting. I rolled my eyes, "what was this? Primary school?" Nora, who was right next to me, was saying something about "going back in line and waiting our turn." Ignoring their looks and Nora, I turned my attention to the hot guy in front of me, getting ready to let my sexiness out.
"So, what can I do for you guys?" the hot guy said looking at the both of us. "Well," Nora started, "I was trying to conclude if I should get chocolate, mango, or caramel. What do you think is the best?" The hot guy, whose gaze had turned back to me in the middle of Nora's talking, was smiling at me and I winked back. His face flushed and he kept on staring at me. "Daniel!" Nora yelled at him and hot guy snapped his attention to Nora.
I groaned in my head, if Nora hadn't been here with her bulging stomach, I would've already scored a date with hot guy. I decided I would just wait until Nora made her decision, then talk to the hot guy.
"Is it okay that I called you that? I just saw your name tag and-"
Nora was cut off abruptly by Hot Guy. "It's fine." He said grinning, probably because I gave him a wink.
"So which one should I get?" Nora asked him.
"Well all those flavors are amazing but you can never go wrong with chocolate!" He said. Nora jumped excitingly her stomach bouncing and said, "I'll take chocolate ice cream then."
I couldn't help but look at her tummy again. With that size of a stomach, I don't think chocolate ice cream would help her much. "What about you?" Hot Guy asked me.
I smirked, "Well hottie, just Vanil-." but I didn't get to finish the sentence because there was loud noise coming from the door and I swiftly turned around. As I took in what stood before me, my jaw dropped.
"Holy Shit! It's One Direction!"
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Short, I know. So basically this is Sophie and uh..yeah hope you don't find my writing totally disturbing. I was gonna write more but then two things happened.
a) I thought ending it with "Holy Shit! It's One Direction" would be cool, considering the title.
b) I got lazy. OOPZ
Ok, so bye.
Please don't get mad at me for writing such a short chappie
