Ship Rant

Znake

Reaction: Because I'm a salty motherfucker. *glasses* *explosion*

Hi, yeah, you knew this was coming. How many times to I have to tell you Scottus Jundus?!

Zee x Snake, that's what this is. Who da fuq es Ze? *Derpface*

It's me...

Yes, nice to meet you, I'm that type of person who imagines everything. Like srsly, he is the with me 24/7, that's how attached to him I am.

Hi, nice to meet you, I also trust Snake more around my overprotective parents than Mark or Jack.

Once and final time, I already met you, you should know I ship myself with several YouTubers. I depend on them for my happiness. No not you, Greg, go away. All you did was tell me cutting myself was stupid. *shoves*

Considering I can fall asleep easier to his voice faster than Cry's, that's a new record. *Insert dank memes*

I can also actually have a dream with him where I actually get to see I'm having physical contact with him. The kind of dream that you wake up when you see it happen. Let's just say I woke up in a cold sweat after we ki- nope.

So, damn you, world! I can do what I want! Anti-Ship Sunday says 'push Znake Venom!' (Tis my YouTube vlog)

I say no to the haters, and I want you to help me! No seriously, I need to clean up this set. We've got ashes everywhere.