Phan

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Reaction: *sigh* People want me to do this.... *dramatic sighing*

Wait, wait, wait, isn't Phan real? Cool...
That doesn't make me not hate it any less.

I told you I wasn't going to do vloggers for a reason. I believe 95% of them are overrated. Like Magcon.

I don't get why I see random people running around the streets with noodle arms waving behind them screeching Phan nonsense. You just remind me of SpongeBob, and then I feel bad for you.

It's great and all that they stood up for what's right, I just honestly don't like vloggers. Shane Dawson and Tyler Oakley are fucking gorgeous tho. I'm still mad at you Greg! *sad face*

(And SUPERLUV starts playing)
[Goddamn Spotify]

And the thousands of Phangirls are at my door, burning down my home. Shane, where are you now?!?! You're just like JB!

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