DevilDog: ok we got another dare
Peridot: what is it this time
Lapis: ...
Jasper: *gets in the house*
DevilDog: Well Peridot your not going to like this and Jasper same with you but lets just get it over with shall we?
*clears throat*
Annndd~
The dare is for 'jasper and peridot to have a long make-out session and they have to do it over and over agian untill they like it'
Lapis: *drops down on her knees and starts laughing*
Mmhm thats going to be going up for a million light years
DevilDog: i'd be dead so you guys have to make up faster mm k?
Jasper: ok lets just get it over with
Peridot: well i do agree but doesn't mean I'll enjoy it
DevilDog: well why dont you like shape-shift into lapis and it will be like your making out with lapis but it's just you two
Lapis: that will be weird for me to watch wouldn't it be-
Like the human term 'Masterbating'?
DevilDog: well-
Hm sorta?-
I never thought about that i mean im a DOG I'll just hump everything
The other three: whhaaa?
DevilDog: *shakes head*
Just do the dare
Lapis: *taps foot*
Ugh so are you guys changing into me? Or your going to do this head on?!
Jasper and Peridot: hmm *ponders for a minute*
Well do it head on
Lapis: yayy *cherrs*
I dont have to practicly watch my self make-out
Jasper: *goes to peridot and crashes their lips together*
Peridot: wha-
*growls*
Fine
*kisses Jasper and puts tounge inside*
Jasper: *pulls away*
Woah... Peridot you're a great kisser!
Peridot: Dont flatter your self
Jasper: well we didnt have any exact problems-
Wełl...
I didnt have any problems did you Peridot?
Peridot: well I cant say I didn't enjoy it but I still have my heart set on lapis
*winks at lapis*
Lapis: *blushes*
Well-
DevilDog: NOPE NOPE NOPE WE NEED TO GET MOAR DARES PEOPLE!!! OR- uh- GEMS!!!
The other three: *glares at DevilDog then summons weapons*
DevilDog: AHHHHHH *RUNS*
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