As they bloom

Part 1

Copyright blah blah. I will cut you if you copy this cos I thought of this while on the toilet. Now enjoy.

"Randy,"
Miranda turned as she slept pretending not to hear the voice of her annoying room mate,
"Randy, you got to get up" Steph said in a sing-song tone. Again Miranda ignored her for two reasons: one, she wanted to go back to sleep. Two, she really hated that so called nickname. It seemed like her cunning plan worked Yes! Miranda cheered in her head, Stephanie had left and she can sleep again. Or so she thought, when the sound of clicking heels came into her room, Miranda was about to throw her pillow at Stephanie but decided against it because she was just so comfy in her bed, that is until something poked Miranda. What in the hell just poked me. Miranda's mind was beginning to frantically think of things that could've poked her thinking that what just poked her was way to big to be a finger. It poked her again, giving up Miranda opened her eyes the curiosity eating at her. As she opened her eyes the first thing she saw was purple, immediately she propped her self up while gasping and her eyes focused on a purple penis in Stephanie's hand. "Stephanie, why in the hell is there a purple penis in your hand?!" Miranda was pushing her self as far away from that thing and was really confused as to why Stephanie was laughing.
"My God, you're what? 24 and you've never seen a dildo?!" Stephanie exclaimed and it looked as if she was trying to hold in her laugh, all while flopping that goddamned penis in her face
"No! And get that ridiculous thing out of my face, I never want to see it again," Flicking the 'dildo' away from her face. "Why do you even have that?" Miranda's face twisted in a weird but confused manner as she questioned Steph. "Oh you know, I like to have tea parties with this and tell it about my feelings and how my roommate is allergic to your real species." Miranda gasped feeling slightly offended "I think not! It's just last time I saw one it seemed like a monster I swear I was close to throwing up, it's so... Weird" Miranda shivered as she looked up at Steph while Steph looked at her with a confused. "Ya know?" Stephanie's eyebrows furrowed and her mouth opened, she looked as if Miranda had spoken badly of someone close to her "No I do not, now hurry get your fat ass off this bed before I chase you with this" She pointed to the penis, which she was still holding and Miranda got her fat ass up.