Devil

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Once there was a small village. In the small village there was a small church. Every Sunday every one in the small village would go to the small church. One Sunday,while everyone was at church, the Devil appeard. Everyone started screaming and yelling except an old man. The Devil started flying around the room, the old man didnt move. The Devil came up to his face and said, " Why aren't you screaming and running like the others?" The old man didn't say any thing. So the Devil started to fly in again. Then he came back and said, " you know what I can do to you?I can snap my fingers and you'll be ashes. The old crossed his arms and leaned up to his face. He said, " I've been married to your sister for 39 years."

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