broken nights [narry au]

chapter 05

written by: naima

chapter 05

harry: did you have your first kiss yet?

niall: of course idiot

harry: not with a girl

niall: then no, not yet.

harry: I have.

niall: and I should care?

harry: well, I'm pretty sure you had yours too

niall: never

harry: so you'd never want to?

niall: harry styles, I'm not gay

harry: sure

niall: I'M NOT FUCKING GAY YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING BASTARD

harry: that hurt my feelings

niall: says the guy who threatened to jump off the building if I didn't buy him candy

niall: one word: stupid child

harry: that's two words, neil

niall: DON'T TEST ME, BUTT CHEEK

harry: and I'm childish

niall: stfu

harry: can I ask you something?

niall: like I have a choice

harry: would you fall in love with a guy who loved you back?

niall: I'm. Not. Gay.

harry: WOULD YOU OR NOT

niall: I would try

harry: alright

harry: thanks for your cooperation

harry: neil

harry: NEIL

harry: NEIL WHERE ARE YOU

niall: I went to get water

niall: calm yo tits, mate

harry: I have 4 :)

niall: impossible

harry: I'm special

niall: sure you are

harry: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN

harry: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG

niall: you did one thing wrong

harry: I don't do anything that illegal and I won't

niall: oh

harry: what do you think I stole

harry: I DIDN'T STEAL THE CANDY BTW

harry: IT WAS INNOCENT AND BEING RAPED IN THAT STORE

niall: no idiot

harry: oh

harry: then what?

niall: I think you stole my precious beating heart

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I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF RAPE OR MAKING IT INTO A LAUGHING TOPIC!

IT'S FICTION

btw

my heart hurts

call the narry ambulance

*dies slowly*