The Magnetic Pull || Goku x Vegeta

Chapter 7

~The Magnetic Pull: Chapter 7; Just chilling~

Vegeta's POV

"Bullshit Kakarrot!"

"Don't call bullshit on me!"

"I can do whatever I want."

"You can't-- you freaking-- you cheat!" Kakarrot claimed.

I slammed my fist down in my crossed legs. "I do not cheat!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't! It's not my fault you always pick rock!"

"Nu-uh! You cheat!" He pouted.

"How the hell does one cheat at rock-paper-scissors!" I shouted.

"You... you..." He sputtered trying to think.

"Exactly." I smirked in victory.

"You suck."

"You're such a sore loser Kakarrot."

"One more time! I swear to gosh I will beat you at this godforsaken game." He murmured.

"Whatever you say Kakarrot."

A small plan was forming in my head. I started to calculated Kakarrot's level of idiocity so I could see whether or not he was dumb enough to pick rock again and I decided to claim him smart.

Big mistake.

Kakarrot, being an idiot, used my trust and faith in him to pick fucking rock again. The asshole was dumber than I possibly imagined! While I chose scissors this dick chose rock and I know from now on to never think of Kakarrot as smart.

"Haha! I win!" He pumped his fist up in glory.

"Ugh, you're so fucking stupid. I told you, you pick rock all of the time." I mumbled.

"Oh yeah? Then why didn't you choose paper huh?" He mocked.

"Because I actually had faith you'd choose paper."

"Paper? Why not scissors? It makes more sense."

"I--" I though about it for a second. "Dammit! You're right. Ugh I hate this game it is not child's play it involves real down-to-earth thinking."

"I told you that game was cursed with wizardry!" Kakarrot said pointing an accusing finger at me.

"Oh my kai. You fucking suck."

"Kai?" He smirked raising an eyebrow.

"Well I sure as hell am not worshiping some asshat who refuses to show himself. I've actually seen a kai before." I stated.

"Really?" Kakarrot asked interested.

"Well... um.." I blushed.

Dammit I hate when I do that.

"You haven't."

"My father told me about him once, he saw a kai." I defended.

"You know, saying kai basically means you have enough respect to the God to not say his name in vain." Kakarrot explained.

...

"I freaking hate you."

"I'm pretty sure I've heard you say 'Oh my God' once if that makes you feel better."