I HAVEN'T UPDATED SINCE THE DINOSAUR DAYS! Okay I actually have no excuse other than that when I try to write my mind randomly is like "hey Shane Dawson just posted a new video" so I haven't been able to focus but here I am! It's been like what? A year? More like 12 but here's a cash text.
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Nash: caaaaaaaam
Cam: yes?
Nash: I miss u
Cam: I know 😜
Nash: stop it come home
Cam: can't . I'm in a meeting
Nash: it's obviously not that important if you're texting me rn
Cam: point taken but wyd
Nash: not you
Cam: that made no sense whatsoever
Nash: your face doesn't make sense whatsoever
Cam: stop
Nash: come home and I will :)
Cam: nah I'm with the jacks now because fuck meetings
Nash: fuck me
Cam: nah .
Nash: fine I'll invite Matt .
Cam: ur ex?!
Nash: :)
Cam: Nash.
Nash: u mad?
Cam: I will be if you invite him over
Nash: bet
Cam: I hate u
Nash: *i love u so much because you're so amazing and u have a fat ass
Cam: **i hate you
Nash: :(
Cam: I'm jk you're my bby boy
Nash: I know 😋
Cam: did you hear about the Jacks getting married?
Nash: yeah I'm johnson's best man
Cam: no you're not I am .
Nash: rumor has it that they're trying to keep you from going because you look like a monkey
Cam: you're dating me so you're technically a monkey too
Nash: I don't think that's how it works
Cam: in my book yes .
Nash: bitch u ain't no author
Cam: I'm blocking you
Nash: *fucking
Cam: STOP
Nash: you can't stop the queen
Cam: you're more like the peasant who tries to be the queen
Nash: you're gonna be a single motherfucker if u test me :)
Cam: you're cute when you're mad
Nash: u can't see me tf
Cam: your face scrunches up when you're mad in like an adorable way
Nash: ew stop
Cam: I love you
Nash: love me enough to come home ?
Cam: I'm on my way
Nash: picture or we done
Cam:
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Nash: damn 😍 how did I get myself such an ugly man
Cam: oh shut up .
Nash: I'm just kidding . You know you're the hottest man of the century like damn 😍😍
Cam: that's you baby .
Nash: ❤️❤️
Cam: im outside
Nash: I'm not home
Cam: WHAT?!
Nash: nah jk I'm coming .
Cam: i hate u
Nash: :)
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GUYS IM VERY SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT . It wasn't even that good for a come back but hey I posted! School sucks so blame them . But please excuse the typos . I'm dumb as hell .
