Am I the only person who doesn't like children?
Maybe but I don't care
Because kids are assholes
Here are some tips for
beginners:
Infant:worst than hangovers
Toddler:worst than meth
Pre teen:worst than beer smell
Teen:just give them beer so they can stfu for once
Adults:cunts
I mean that's life right there
That should be a plaque stored in your basement
I'm sending a person to put it in the basement right now
Don't have a basement?
Store it in you're boobs
Don't have boobs?
Me neither but I'm not complaining
I think if I were famous I would be like Leonardo dicaprio
make big bucks and big movies
But wins no Oscar
That's just my life
God I hate kids
I mean their real cute and all but once they open their mouth.....
I also hate parents
They let their babies into the fucking movie theater and I can't enjoy the kiss that the characters are sharing cause your dumb fuck baby is cryin
Why
Why they cryin?
Take your ass back home cause I don't have time for your shit
I just hate the fact that they don't know English and you actually have to try and figure out what they want
This little girl she looked about 6. she stared at me until I noticed and she tuck her tongue out at me.....
Umm bitch even though your small I will yank your pigtails out of your skull and kick your forehead
Don't underestimate meh
Kids just don't have manners now and it's annoying
Especially their parents
Like do you not know your child is rude af and will not make any friends if she continues this shit
Blame parents....most suck
