Wait right there!.... My teacher always tells me," Catch the readers attention in the beginning of your story." My instant reaction, "HELL NO." Okay as weird as that just was I'm going to continue whatever I'm trying to type on my cracked, no back camera, joke of an IPod five. So moving on.... I'm not really the one to be quiet or good in school. Whenever I get a chance I will talk, and say a lot of stuff I wouldn't say anywhere else. I say it only in school and only there because first of all I'm bored. I mean every one is. It's not my fault that I'm bored, and it isn't anyone else's fault for literally being able to fall asleep during every class. Honestly I may talk to girls more in school than guys. It's not that I don't have friends who are guys in school, or that I'm mad at anyone. It's that the teachers are too smart now. Back in the day like 3 years ago, you know, it was 5th grade, I had pizza every Thursday, the sky was still grey as it is today, and Lake Erie was more disgusting than it is now. Everything was perfect back then. Until the enemy got smarter. Of course the enemy wants to help us to eventually learn things and be successful people, but then they want us to become one of them and get us on there side. I would take a stand, but then I would get kicked out, so yeah they have that control over you and me too. I'm your typical sick of school kid. I'm not crazy at all. If you're sticking through this with me you're crazy. You're in for the show, or at least the story. If you leave now you'll think about it like that video on YouTube everyone said was funny, but you didn't watch it because waiting an extra 5 seconds for it to load wasn't going good for you. I do it too, and I know I'm not the only one who doesn't yell at there device either. You know, you throw it at something soft hoping it won't break, but in your head you make it feel your horrible pain of your hard life living in a house with food and liquid soap. This is the journey of the why you're completely out of your minds part1. Thanks for reading, I hope you read part 2 coming up.
