You're Crazy (Part 3) by: John Mauceri

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I'm heading home from school right now trying to stay up as my little brother talks to this girl about relationship stuff. I'm actually not doing this on my worthless non back camera IPod 5. I'm doing this on my school's Chromebook. Which is one of the few things that I like about my school. Wow I just dazed off right there in between this and the past sentence. Ugh it's unbelievable how tired I am right now, and also how sad I am. This morning was the tragic death and departure of my IPod 5. Yes the heavens caught up with me, and put down my precious, 1 of a kind IPod. I had it coming to me I think. I always think I deserve some kind of pain for some of the things that I magically get away with in school. I have a lot of interesting stories for you, but I don't think my sponsor Logan J. Rich would approve of me telling you guys in detail about my bizarre life. One day guys I'll sum it all up for you in a long story. This is just me goofing around, and just checking in on you. How's everything going? Do you need food right now? I know I do. Okay I'm about to get off the bus, so I'll resume this when I get home, or maybe tomorrow. I don't know I'm lazy, don't judge........................ I'M BACK!!!!!!! Now it's 5 hours later, and yes My IPod is officially down for the count. I put it in the rice and stuff like that, and still it wouldn't turn on. So it's now time to beg and give up things to get a new one. The struggle is real for me, especially because I have a girl now. Seriously if I didn't have a girl I wouldn't be freaking out like I am right now. I guess we're to that subject now. If you read the past "You're Crazy" stories you wouldn't think I had a girl, you probably think like, well this guy is interesting..... I totally understand because I'm so lucky to have what I have, and I know I am. All the nights hoping for something that'll never happen. It's rough. I always just wanted a chance, and I'm happy that she gave me this chance. As you can tell it's going well. Anyways, I'm lost right now without my IPod. This is a crisis, and please help me(crying emoji). Should I continue, probably not. But I'm going to do it anyways. So I'm a big Donald Trump fan as some of you may know. This guy is going to put the look of fear into the eyes of the other countries. He will take control, and make this country rich again. You got to watch some of his speeches to get the feel of him. He's totally bad ass, and it will be hilarious to see him as president. Yeah I'm good now. Have a great evening, morning, or afternoon for whenever you choose to read this joke of literature. Have a great day! Ba byeeeee!!!



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