Our Vows (A Humanstuck CronKri Fanfiction)

The Class Of Sweat

~Cronus's POV~
I walked down the filled halls steadily, keeping a fresh eye on every face that passed my glance. It's a habit that I have and I usually do it when I'm nervous... Wait, me? Nervous? What a stupi--

Suddenly and not to mention silently, the boy that I met while asking for "directions" passes by on my left. Just as quickly as he came, he left my field of vision. Hah, I was actually only there to chat up those sexy ladies when I saw him. My first thoughts were "He's so tiny!! God, I wanna hug him." I know he's actually not VERY short, but he was short enough for me. But when I got a good look at his face, everything changed. Damn that boy looked fine! Yeah, I know that must seem weird coming from a man who was just there to hit on some chicks in a school he just got into, but hey, this is just my thoughts after all. And also, yes, I do know this is a guy I just "met", but does it look like a care. Girls are hot, boys are hot, no big-y. I consider myself a pansexual; "one who loves all" and that's pretty much true for my case.
As I stepped into the doorway I was instantly surrounded by this moldy, sweaty, filled with nasty colon kind of stench. It was almost like sniffing fermented herring and I would not recommend, eating, smelling or even buying that shit. As I soon came to my senses and realized where I actually was, I instantly walked over to an empty locker and shoved my bag inside with ease. Passing all the shirtless dudes smearing deodorant under their hairy armpits was one hell of a sight for sore eyes. Then some color popped into the corner of my eye. It was bright, unlike the shades of many types of skin. I quickly locked the locker and turned to face this color. Wow...! It was a burst of bright red. Jesus, it was bright! When I saw the beholder of this neon article of clothing, I felt my mouth open slightly. He was sporting that extremely bright, red t-shirt with awkwardly baggy shorts. Goddamn it. It's that boy again.