"What's Optimus' favorite thing to to grill for dinner?"
^ "Prime Rib! It's more than meats the eye." -Me (Sky) 2024
"What did Ratchet say after Bulkhead smashed his dough?"
^ "Bulkhead! I kneaded that!!" -Me (Sky) 2024
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Knockout: *polishing his finish*
Ratchet: "Knockout, could you please be quieter? I'm trying to focus."
Knockout: "But this is the sound of beauty!"
Person: "You're skinny"
Starscream sarcastically: "Noo, I'm just as fat as a twig~"
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Someone reffering to shoulderblades: What were those thing called again.. elbow wings?
Me: WHEEZE-
Me: Optimus Prime is an Eighteen Wheeler
Person: wait- an eight wheel?
Me: w h a t ? XD
Person: Oh- wait! I didn't mean to say that! XD
Me in a mocking tone: Optimus Prime is an EIGHT WHEEL
-2023
Me quoting Knockout: *whistles* Sweet rims~ Twenty-four gauge?
Person, who heard me wrong: Did you just say- "Sweet ribs? Twenty-four cage??"
Me: Noo- I guess we're talking about Prime Rib now XD
-2024
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Fanfiction• A collection of random writings, scrapped story parts, and old oneshots! Lots of goodies! - ⊘ No Ai - Fully written by a human (Highest Ranks: #3 Writings, #1 Birbs, #1 Scrapped, #3 Scrap) [Disclaimers: Image credit goes to the Artists/Photographe...
