U were walkin down th street n then suddenly u saw a Asian dood ova the road
"OY NOODLES" u shouted.
The Asian guy swiftly turned his head round n shouted back "IM NOT ASIAN" he screamed, throwin cucumbers at the cats walkin by
"PROVE IT. . . ." U shouted
The Asian guy floated over 2 u and grabbed u by the neck .
He placed you down on a bench in th park.
He undid his long n black coat and out flopped his gigantic party sausage.
"Crikey wat a big wand u have there " u said to him.
He ripped off ur trousers and turned u around
"I am not Asian " he screeched like a dyin hawk "ASIAN MEN DONT DO IT UP THE BUTTHOLE"
With tht said, he plunged his fat muscular genitals into ur butthole. U groaned in satisfaction.
Suddenly he started thrusting deeper n faster
"YONG CHANG HING WAN WOO" u moaned in pleasure.
"Wat did u just say" he spoke,pulling out. Much to ur dismay
"I I I dun no wat came over me-" he interrupted u by using his erect penis to wack u over the head
"I AM NOT ASIAN" he screamed before stabbing u in the stomach with his 4ft friendly Python.
U died the end.
Tbh I didn't know what you were expecting but I hope you like it!!1!1!1!!1!!!
