Chair 1: "OMG. I just heard Becky just got a new color."
Chair 2: "No way. She did?! What color?"
Chair 1: *looks both ways* "Blue."
Chair 2: *gasp* "No! What?! No! That's so not her color."
Chair 1: "Oh my gosh I know right."
Chair 2: "Tots. Oh my gosh there's this rumor going around about you saying that your getting so old...your starting to lose your color."
Chair 1: *gasp* "WHAT?! WHO SAID SUCH A THING?!"
Chair 2: "Veronica."
Chair 1: *gasp* "that bitch!"
Chair 2: "Yeah well I gotta go. I have to go walk my pet rock. Bye bitch."
Chair 1: "Bye!"
*Door shuts*
Chair 1: "Thought that bitch would NEVER leave! Ugh. Thank god."
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