Don't you just love it when your just enjoying your life and just love it so much you wonder how can this amazing and wonderful life be ruined? Yeah? You do? Bitch you thought. Here's what I'm gonna tell. Life's a bitch! Life is never easy! In this case...here's my story.
*10 minutes earlier*
"Oh my gosh did you here about what Tommy did to Becky? Like oh my gosh." Oh god the bitch is back. Somebody make her leave. Please. That would be great. *bitch sits down* stupid bitch. "I know right! Like what a fuckboi!" Shut the fuck up bitch nobody cares. "Like yes I know Becky is a whore but still though! It's terrible!" Wow. I think I just might as well end my life like right now. "Anyways lets go back to me!! Okay okay so" and this is when I stop listening.
*5 minutes later*
I can't do this anymore! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna break all my legs. And just be like oh my god your a heavy ass bitch! Can't breath much longer! *pretends to suffocate* I can see the light. *breaks all legs*
"Oh my gosh! Tiffany! I just broke the chair! And all I did was sit in it! Oh my gosh! Worst day ever!" *cries* bitch quit crying. You annoying as fuck.
*bitch still crying*
Oh my god! Shut up! *throws legs at her and kills her* ugh! Finally! Yes! No more annoying bitch! I'm finally fre- *chair cops pull up* .....shit.
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The Chair Life
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