It was one of those days. The authors were on Skype with their friends talking about school schedules and ... this happened. AoKise. Dozou!!! ((If you're wondering, Yes, our non-anime watching friends had to watch this whole thing play out XD i think we have made them ship AoKise))
weeabootrash9 as Kise
Eveko22 as Aomine
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Aomine: Ooy Kise!! I like your boobs!!!
Kise: Eh?! I'm not a girl Aominecchi! that doesn't make any sense! (・Д・)ノ
Aomine: You better use your copying skills cuz my free form at bed is gonna be hard to control.
Kise: •////• e-eh?! What's that supposed to mean!
Aomine: U-uh nothing... Wait!!! How much battery percentage do you have left? Just wondering.
Kise: Uh... *checks phone* 13%?
Aomine: OMFG Kise!!! Ryouta-chan!!! Why did I just fucking call you that. Well nvm that. Go charge your muthafucking phone. We need the batteries for when we sext
Kise: *tackles Aominecchi* DONT SAY IT IN PUBLIC!
Aomine: Oh whoops. Ehhh I might have told Tetsu and Akashi about us sexting!?!?
Kise: YOU TOLD THEM WHAT?! I don't mind Kurokocchi knowing BUT AKASHICCHI WILL WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING!
Aomine: I told Tetsu because he told me that he does it with Akashi
Kise: My little Kurokocchi is doing it with scary Akashicchi?!
Aomine: Uh yeah. And also, Tetsu said that he would go and buy magazines if i told him what I do with you...
Kise: who would want to buy magazines with you? They're disgusting, bleh
Aomine: Shut up! They are not disgusting and plus I might have told him that I would give him a full year supply of vanilla milkshakes and that I would dress up bakagami in a dress and that I would send him a picture afterwards. That was a lot of ands...
Kise: You bribed Kurokocchi to buy those disgusting magazines with you?! So evil-ssu!
Aomine: Anything for my magazines. And plus Tetsu can be pretty damn scary and fucked up as Akashi if he tries
((Akashi in the background: What did you say Daiki?
Aomine: Uhh, nothing. *runs away*))
Kise: WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME HERE-SSU! ( ；'Д｀) *runs after Aomine*
Aomine: *grabs Kise and runs to the nearest bathroom* Well, that was close, but now we're in a bathroom stall... ((A/N: Don't ask)) Also, did you know that Kuroko does some pretty horrific and scary things?
Kise: Really? But Kurokocchi is such an innocent little thing. He would never do anything of the sort!
Aomine: Oh really? Well, he may have videotaped himself with Akashi while they were doing the wishy washy. And um... this is awkward...Tetsu tops
Kise: woah... My little Kurokocchi tops?! I never knew!
Aomine: eurgh Kise, you might want to move a little over cuz my um thing is um yeah....
Kise: Your what- oh... *moves over far away* I don't want to know what perverted things you're thinking right now!
Aomine: Well, I'm sorry. And um well we sext so and um we've never really done it
Kise: PERVERT
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And I think we'll stop there. We probably will do an aokise bathroom stall smexy thing and maybe Aomine dressing up Kagami so look out for that in the future~
Till the next chappie~
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Kuroko No Crack
FanfictionLiterally a bunch of crack. Maybe some headcanons and one shots, but mostly crack. Don't expect much WARNING: MAY CONTAIN YAOI (boy x boy)
